Jackscott
Description
A diminutive, myopic, washed up ex-pretty boy with my best years behind me with a distinctly perverse and frivolous view of the world.
MY BLOGS
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Perking the Pansies
http://www.perkingthepansies.com/
Imagine the absurdity of two openly gay, recently ‘married’ middle aged, middle class men escaping the liberal sanctuary of anonymous London to relocate to a Muslim country. I chronicle our exploits with the mad, the sad, the bad and the glad in a blog for the whole world to ignore.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 1083 )
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Prowler Stocks Perking the Pansies
On the day Perking the Pansies, hit the presses, I found out that Joe Storey-Scott, the Book & Film Buyer for Millivres Prowler Group, contacted my... Read more
Posted on 10 December 2011 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Head Scarves and High Heels
I see Abdullah Gül, the President of Turkey, has been on a three day state visit to Blighty. I’m glad to see that cordial diplomatic relations are being... Read more
Posted on 09 December 2011 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Where Have All the Women Gone?
Liam’s back from Blighty, exhausted and in need of a little TLC. Naughty Nancy picked him up from Bodrum Airport while I warmed the house with candles,... Read more
Posted on 08 December 2011 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Cooking the Books
Our local supermarket, Tansaş, is a short stroll from the house along the narrow ancient street that Alexander the Great once minced down in 334 BCE. Like many... Read more
Posted on 07 December 2011 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
High Five Cs
While Nurse Liam is in Londra doing his Florence Nightingale gig, he frets that I’m wasting away on a liquid diet. There’s a lot to waste away these days. I... Read more
Posted on 06 December 2011 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Beautiful People
Laugh Out Loud StuffI took a much-needed break from promoting Perking the Pansies. I switched on the TV, put my feet up and settled down to watch Beautiful... Read more
Posted on 05 December 2011 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
The Girl’s Got Balls
No balls on this boyOur neighbour, bubbly Beril has just returned from an extended stay in Ankara to see family. She’s been away for about three weeks leaving... Read more
Posted on 04 December 2011 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Perking the Pansies, Unwrapped
What's Santa bringing you this year?Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the cover for Perking the Pansies. As threatened, it’s colourful with a lot of pansies and ... Read more
Posted on 03 December 2011 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Gentleman Jack
Nose to Nipple BritsTo provide a little liquid respite from the endless book edits, I joined the Gümbet Gals for toasts and tittle-tattle. Read more
Posted on 02 December 2011 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Keep It Covered, Boys
Yesterday (1st of December) was World AIDS Day. Many will remember when AIDS raised its deadly head in the early Eighties. It was the dark ages of ignorance... Read more
Posted on 01 December 2011 DEBATE, SELF EXPRESSION, SOCIETY -
Stonewall’s Bigot of the Year
Gay marriage is a hot topic across the pond, particularly since the State of New York legalised it in July. The noisy vitriol from the opponents is... Read more
Posted on 30 November 2011 DEBATE, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION, SOCIETY -
Tales from the Water Closet
Emiköy Alan, who as a hunky young rookie snatched the Queen’s shilling but found it to be debased, lives with the missus in a traditional Turkish village near... Read more
Posted on 29 November 2011 DEBATE, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION, SOCIETY -
What’s in a Name?
The select group of people who’ve had a chance to read the Perking the Pansies manuscript have commented how different the book is from the blog. Read more
Posted on 28 November 2011 DEBATE, SELF EXPRESSION, SOCIETY -
Uniform Behaviour
Now that the Turkish authorities have banned the home delivery of alcohol, we have to trudge to our local Tansaş supermarket several times a week to replenish... Read more
Posted on 27 November 2011 DEBATE, SOCIETY -
Will the Real Jack Scott Please Stand Up?
Google sits astride the internet like a leviathan. Forget Yahoo or Bing or a host of smaller search engines, only Google counts. Their search algorithms can mak... Read more
Posted on 26 November 2011 DEBATE, SOCIETY -
Sense and Censorship
The threat of compulsory Government prescribed filters to access the internet here in Turkey seems to have mercifully receded. According to an article in the... Read more
Posted on 25 November 2011 DEBATE, SOCIETY -
Top of the Blogs
I was flush with pink pride. Perking the Pansies briefly occupied the top spot on Blogroll Centre, one of the (many, many) blog directories I’ve joined. Read more
Posted on 24 November 2011 DEBATE, SOCIETY -
Left to My Own Devices
I have been left to my own devices to keep the home fires burning. Liam has flown back to Blighty to take care of his folks. Father-in-law is in hospital and... Read more
Posted on 23 November 2011 DEBATE, SOCIETY -
Room with a View
Our stone cottage is a little too small to lodge visitors, particularly those who prefer en-suite facilities for those ‘private’ moments. It’s a dilemma.... Read more
Posted on 22 November 2011 DEBATE, SOCIETY -
Cover Story
First impressions are all important. When flirty eyes meet across a crowded bar, loins can start to stir (well, mine do anyway). Likewise, food with a flourish... Read more
Posted on 21 November 2011 DEBATE, SOCIETY
