Jackscott
A diminutive, myopic, washed up ex-pretty boy with my best years behind me with a distinctly perverse and frivolous view of the world.
MY BLOGS
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Perking the Pansies
http://www.perkingthepansies.com/
Imagine the absurdity of two openly gay, recently ‘married’ middle aged, middle class men escaping the liberal sanctuary of anonymous London to relocate to a Muslim country. I chronicle our exploits with the mad, the sad, the bad and the glad in a blog for the whole world to ignore.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 1059 )
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Quentin Crisp
Mentioning Quentin Crisp in a recent post compelled me to re-watch the Naked Civil Servant, Crisp’s TV biopic first broadcast in 1975. Read more
Posted on 31 May 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Pink Flamingos on Lake Tuzla
Reblogged from perkingthepansies.com: Some areas of the Bodrum Peninsular have miraculously avoided the triumphant march of the little white boxes up hill and... Read more
Posted on 30 May 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Pink Flamingos on Lake Tuzla
Some areas of the Bodrum Peninsular have miraculously avoided the triumphant march of the little white boxes up hill and down dale. Read more
Posted on 29 May 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
It’s a Wrap
After the Hump’s disastrous showing at the farcical Caucasian Eurovision circus, we awoke to a thump at the door to match the thumping in my hung-over head. Read more
Posted on 27 May 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Eurovision 2012
The campest cabaret has come to town. This year, the good burghers of Baku are proud hosts to the financially crippling annual Eurovision Song-fest. Read more
Posted on 26 May 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
The P-Day Landings
We took time out from our packing, sorting and chucking (how did we manage to accumulate such a vast collection of crap in just four short years? Read more
Posted on 25 May 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Bodrum Past
Some Bodrum Belles of our acquaintance have been living hereabouts for a couple of decades (or more). They tell of cold water flats, power supplied on a wing an... Read more
Posted on 24 May 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Time Out, Istanbul Top Billing
I’ve never had much difficulty finding something to say. In fact, sometimes Liam would rather I kept it buttoned once in a while. Read more
Posted on 23 May 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Locked Up and Knocked Up
Are you an expat who started a company to do the business in Turkey? Do you have a website? If not, you’d better get one sharpish and register it with the... Read more
Posted on 21 May 2012 EXPAT -
Chirpy Chirpy Cheap Cheap
As we munched on our hearty treat at the Yeni Bodrum Ocakbaşı, we gazed across at the Istanköy Hotel. I felt a shudder down my spine. Back in 2008, a couple of... Read more
Posted on 20 May 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Food, Inglorious Food
Bussed in boys have bumped up Bodrum’s population and hustle season is in full swing. The cheap youths in cheap shirts have such impossibly thin waists; you... Read more
Posted on 19 May 2012 FOOD & DRINK, SELF EXPRESSION -
Donna Summer’s Last Dance
Donna Summer, the original disco diva, died yesterday from cancer. She was only 63. I bopped to her tunes during the decadent days of my misspent youth. For... Read more
Posted on 18 May 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Busty Babes and Hairy Marys
You may have noticed (well, it’s bleedin’ obvious) that I’m toying with ads on Perking the Pansies in the hope it might toss a few coppers into the family... Read more
Posted on 17 May 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Rainbow Balls
The marching season will soon be upon us. I’m not referring to the archaic and socially corrosive pipe and drum marches in Northern Ireland. Read more
Posted on 15 May 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Whinging Brits
While April showers in Blighty were supplemented by an artic snap, I basked in glorious spring warmth. Liam had returned home to deal with family affairs and I... Read more
Posted on 14 May 2012 DIARIES -
The Mausoleum of Halicarnassus
Let’s face it, not many people can claim to live on the same street as one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World. No trip to Bodrum is complete without a... Read more
Posted on 12 May 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Jack the Hobbling Goblin
I’ve had an MOT at a local private hospital five minutes walk from the house. I thought it would be wise before re-entering the well-meaning but labyrinthine... Read more
Posted on 11 May 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Obama Endorses Gay Marriage
Whether we like it or not, what the President of the United States says matters and resonates across the globe. After sitting on the fence for years and... Read more
Posted on 10 May 2012 CURRENT, DIARIES, LGBTQ, LOVE & SEX, MARRIAGE, POLITICS, SOCIETY -
Road Nonsense
There’s been a fun discussion on Adventures in Ankara following a post about car parking in Turkey. I’ve written before about the sheer insanity of driving in... Read more
Posted on 08 May 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
A Bloggers’ Convention
Sarah from Was Constantinople recently attended a unique bloggers’ coffee shop convention in Istanbul featuring some of the most talented writers in the Turkey... Read more
Posted on 07 May 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION