Jackscott
A diminutive, myopic, washed up ex-pretty boy with my best years behind me with a distinctly perverse and frivolous view of the world.
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Perking the Pansies
http://www.perkingthepansies.com/
Imagine the absurdity of two openly gay, recently ‘married’ middle aged, middle class men escaping the liberal sanctuary of anonymous London to relocate to a Muslim country. I chronicle our exploits with the mad, the sad, the bad and the glad in a blog for the whole world to ignore.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 1059 )
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Pride Live!
I’m nervous. I got an email from DJ Di Cunningham inviting me along to Future Radio to be a guest on Pride Live! Future Radio is a community station broadcastin... Read more
Posted on 06 August 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Calm Down, Dear
Whenever I threw a hissy fit about the direction my foster home was taking, whether from a political or religious perspective (or a toxic mix of the two),... Read more
Posted on 05 August 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Spooks 2
Our tatty chattels finally made it across the high seas, landing safely at the port of Felixstowe in Suffolk. Her Maj’s Revenue and Customs eyed the... Read more
Posted on 03 August 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Mommie Dearest
The day after we moved into our ancient gaff, a nice man called Richard from Virgin Media (not the Richard, obviously) installed our all singing, all dancing... Read more
Posted on 01 August 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Rainbow Sporting Heros
As Olympic fever goes into hyperdrive, I was thinking about homophobia in sport, particularly the beautiful game. Even though the likes of David Beckham are in... Read more
Posted on 30 July 2012 DIARIES, LGBTQ, SELF EXPRESSION, SPORTS -
Norwich Pride
Sadly, we missed Norwich Pride. As novice Norwichians, we hang our heads in shame. The event was held the day after the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games.... Read more
Posted on 30 July 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Thank You, Mitt Romney
We leapt off the train from Norwich at Stratford (the main gateway to the Olympic Games). It was busy but not uncomfortably so. Read more
Posted on 28 July 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Absolutely Fabulous
It doesn’t usually do to go back, to try and relive a moment. Invariably, it leads to bitter disappointment and anti-depressants. Sometimes though, there’s... Read more
Posted on 26 July 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Let the Games Begin
Roll up, roll up. Love it or loathe it, the Olympic circus has come to town. Uniquely, London is the only city to have hosted the over-bloated jamboree three... Read more
Posted on 26 July 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
The Voice Hits Pontin’s
Back at base camp, we donned our glad rags and pirouetted down to the Stardust Cabaret Bar (think swirly carpets and swirly ceilings) to watch the permanently... Read more
Posted on 24 July 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Devil Gate Drive
We made our great escape from Stalag 17 and dashed to Morrison’s Supermarket to stock up on cheap plonk, check prices and observe the local Suffolk wildlife in... Read more
Posted on 22 July 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Pontin’s Happy Campers
The final leg of our budget trip was four nights at Pontin’s, Pakefield – seventy quid each, half board. Both Liam and I are well-acquainted with the holiday... Read more
Posted on 20 July 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Windy City
The minor inconvenience of existing tenants meant that we had to wait a while for our medieval Weaver’s cottage in Norwich. To avoid continual sofa-hopping, we... Read more
Posted on 18 July 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
London Turks
While looking for a new gaff to lay our hats we boxed and coxed with trunks in tow. Some of our time was spent with Liam’s folks in Edmonton, North London. The... Read more
Posted on 16 July 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Do You Have a Tale to Tell?
QuestTurkey is a top notch property and lifestyle website about Turkey. I’ve been lucky enough to feature on the site a few times in the past. Read more
Posted on 15 July 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
School’s Out
Travel may well broaden the mind but upping sticks and relocating to a foreign field can blow it completely. The best laid plans may not prepare you for having... Read more
Posted on 14 July 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Edge of Glory
Blimey. Perking the Pansies has made the long list of 10 for the prestigious Polari First Book Prize. I popped along to the Polari Literary Salon at the Royal... Read more
Posted on 12 July 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Marriage Equality Or Marriage Apartheid?
Typical indecisive liberal Libran, I’m all in a silly tizz. I just can’t make my mind up about the Government’s marriage equality law. Read more
Posted on 10 July 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
We’re All Immigrants Really
I recently tuned in to a debate on BBC Radio Norwich. It was about immigration, something of a national obsession in Blighty, particularly now that the recessio... Read more
Posted on 08 July 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Essential Lessons for Expat Living
Pat Yale (she who put the pat into expat), has been writing for the Today’s Zaman, one of two Turkish national newspapers published in English. Read more
Posted on 06 July 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION