Jackscott
Description
A diminutive, myopic, washed up ex-pretty boy with my best years behind me with a distinctly perverse and frivolous view of the world.
MY BLOGS
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Perking the Pansies
http://www.perkingthepansies.com/
Imagine the absurdity of two openly gay, recently ‘married’ middle aged, middle class men escaping the liberal sanctuary of anonymous London to relocate to a Muslim country. I chronicle our exploits with the mad, the sad, the bad and the glad in a blog for the whole world to ignore.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 1109 )
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Oi Speak Narrfuk Oi Do
Anyone living on these damp little islands and anyone who visits them knows that Britain is a nation of a thousand and one accents and dialects. Homespun and... Read more
Posted on 20 January 2014 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
When Did You Choose to Be Straight, Evander Holyfield?
For as long as I can remember, there’s been idle speculation about how and when someone’s homosexuality is established – nurture or nature, a bit of both? Who... Read more
Posted on 12 January 2014 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Oo-er, Missus
Let’s face it, the days between Christmas and New Year can be a bit of a damp squib. Unless you’ve been forced onto the tills by the hordes of hysterical bargai... Read more
Posted on 08 January 2014 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
New Year for Old Farts
We’re getting too long in the tooth for this exhausting New Year malarkey. The days are long gone when we would queue up in the rain, squeezed into sequinned ho... Read more
Posted on 04 January 2014 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
2013 in Review
Perking the Pansies recovered from a difficult birth at the murderous hands of the Turkish censors, thrived through the terrible twos and survived the... Read more
Posted on 31 December 2013 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Tis The Season to Be Jolly
Perking the Pansies is off-air for the Yuletide. Liam and I are heading to the Smoke for a jolly slice of family life with all the calorific trimmings. Read more
Posted on 23 December 2013 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Bah! Humbug!
I’m no scrooge, really I’m not. The piggy bank may have dropped a few pounds since my days as a senior bean counter, shuffling a pile of papers from one side... Read more
Posted on 20 December 2013 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Stripping for the Cause
Many moons ago, I nailed my colours to the mast about the scourge of homophobia, particularly hate crime and bullying in schools. I even banged on about it on... Read more
Posted on 16 December 2013 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Schmooze It Or Loose It
Jack’s last word on blogging at the Displaced Nation.FACT: most blogs run out of steam after two years. So, giving your blog legs will keep it in the race for... Read more
Posted on 14 December 2013 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Only in Norwich
Liam answered the door of our old weaver’s cottage to a little middle-aged man wearing a bucket hat, wax jacket and supermarket denim. Read more
Posted on 10 December 2013 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
A Message from My Publisher
Summertime Publishing has reduced the Kindle edition of five of its most popular titles to $3.99 (Amazon.com) and £2.99 (Amazon.co.uk) during December only. Read more
Posted on 06 December 2013 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Tom Daley: Something I Want to Say
Yesterday, the British champion diver, Tom Daley, posted a simple video message on YouTube to tell the world that he was in a relationship with man and that he... Read more
Posted on 03 December 2013 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Saving Mr Banks
Another Monday tea time, another free film preview from Virgin Media. This time it was Saving Mr Banks, a Disney flick that chronicles the fandango between... Read more
Posted on 30 November 2013 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
A Turkish Love Letter
There’s no doubt about it, if you fancy that swarthy look with a headstrong Mediterranean temperament, Turkish men have it in spades. But beware, my Shirley... Read more
Posted on 27 November 2013 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Smash
We have an embarrassment of TV choices courtesy of Virgin Media but it’s funny how the more channels we get, the more selective we become. It’s a reflection,... Read more
Posted on 25 November 2013 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Turkey in Berlin
Today, I’m featuring a guest post from the gorgeous Marta López, a Spanish travel writer based in London. I rarely include guests posts on Perking the Pansies... Read more
Posted on 22 November 2013 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Barking Up the Wrong Tree
I’m used to receiving tons of emails telling me that a little blue pill will put the spring back into my step or I’ve hit the jackpot in the Burkina Faso... Read more
Posted on 19 November 2013 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
The Yellow Brick Road
The blogging gospel according to St Jack, Chapter Two…Posts can be written in batches and scheduled to be published over time. Try to post at least once a... Read more
Posted on 16 November 2013 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Once Upon a Time…
Another weekend in the Smoke, another birthday surprise, this time from my old dance partner, Ian. We were treated to matinee tickets for Once, a new musical... Read more
Posted on 13 November 2013 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Old Posts Never Die
Readers of Perking the Pansies tell me that I’ve laid down some vintage posts in my time. They very kindly don’t mention the dross. Read more
Posted on 10 November 2013 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION
