Jackscott
Description
A diminutive, myopic, washed up ex-pretty boy with my best years behind me with a distinctly perverse and frivolous view of the world.
MY BLOGS
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Perking the Pansies
http://www.perkingthepansies.com/
Imagine the absurdity of two openly gay, recently ‘married’ middle aged, middle class men escaping the liberal sanctuary of anonymous London to relocate to a Muslim country. I chronicle our exploits with the mad, the sad, the bad and the glad in a blog for the whole world to ignore.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 1083 )
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More Postcards from Gran Canaria
Following last week’s delivery from the Royal Mail, here’s the second batch of postcards to land on the mat.Mad PedroThe staff in our global holiday village... Read more
Posted on 02 October 2016 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Postcards from Gran Canaria
Gran Canaria was just what the quack ordered. We bonked, drank, slept, drank, ate, drank, swam, drank. You get the picture. We also giggled more than we’d done... Read more
Posted on 25 September 2016 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Our Rapacious World
Back in 2014, stencilled slogans appeared on the pavements along Gentlemen’s Walk in central Norwich. Highlighting the menace of domestic violence across the... Read more
Posted on 18 September 2016 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Every Dog Has Its Day
Liam works like a dog and every dog must have its day in the sun. And where better to laze round a sun-kissed pool lapping up a large glass of chilled white tha... Read more
Posted on 11 September 2016 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Turkey Tales
The gorgeous Jay Artale (aka Roving Jay) has just published her first collection of poems recalling her impressions of Turkey with warmth and wit. I was... Read more
Posted on 04 September 2016 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
I Believe in Fairies
An over-hot day (we do get them once in a blue moon) took us back to the Plantation Garden for a spot of afternoon tea accompanied by a folksy duet. I’ve... Read more
Posted on 28 August 2016 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Suck It and See
Being four floors up a converted Victorian warehouse means, with the exception of the occasional determined housefly or misguided bee, we’re rarely troubled by... Read more
Posted on 21 August 2016 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Absolutely Fabulous – the Movie
Was it? Well… yes and no. Naturally, we had to see it and naturally it was accompanied by a glass of fizz (that would be Prosecco – our austerity-era budget... Read more
Posted on 14 August 2016 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Norwich Pride, Bigger, Better, Prouder
…finest Pride in the finest city.Lord Mayor of Norwich, Marion MaxwellEveryone is welcome here today and that is the spirit of Pride.Chloe Smith, MP Norwich... Read more
Posted on 07 August 2016 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Oh, I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
Wells-next-the-Sea was the venue for this year’s works outing with Jo Parfitt, my partner in crime and the force of nature who is Summertime Publishing. We... Read more
Posted on 31 July 2016 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Pride 2016
The marching season is in full mince and after the slaughter in an Orlando gay club, Pride has a special resonance this year. Cutting through the noise, it now... Read more
Posted on 24 July 2016 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Ladies in Lavender
I’m a sucker for an old dame, particularly those two old Dames Judi and Maggie. They light up my screen. My all-time fave is Tea with Mussolini, a regular... Read more
Posted on 17 July 2016 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Dancing in the Rain
What better way to raise our spirits after the misery of Brexit and the rise of the loony right than a street party? Thank the Lord Mayor for his big day. Last... Read more
Posted on 10 July 2016 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
To Have and to Hold
The bells rang out for a family wedding so we brushed down our mothballed suits and headed across country to Hertfordshire, one of the well-manicured counties... Read more
Posted on 03 July 2016 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Under the Tuscan Sun – Reprise
With Liam away on family duties and me at a loose end, I made a brew, raided the biscuit barrel, put my feet up and channel-hopped. Mine’s a glamorous life. Read more
Posted on 26 June 2016 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
I Vote Remain
Let’s face it, the European Union is hard to love – the faceless eurocrats in smart suits who run the show (Jean-Claude who?), the savage treatment of Greece (t... Read more
Posted on 22 June 2016 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Do You Still Have Cleavage with Just One Breast?
I rarely mix business with blogging. I prefer to keep my irreverent witterings personal. But sometimes something comes my way I just can’t let pass. Read more
Posted on 17 June 2016 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
The Sun Has Got His Hat On, Hip-Hip-Hip Hurray
Lunchtime at the Iron House Brasserie on St John Maddermarket is an egg lover’s heaven – Florentine, Benedict, Royale, fried, scrambled, poached, omeletted – yo... Read more
Posted on 12 June 2016 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
The Accidental Writer
Katherine Hepburn is reputed to have said:Death will be a great relief. No more interviews.Like the late, great Ms Hepburn, I used to get probed by all and... Read more
Posted on 05 June 2016 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Jack Scott’s Postcards from the Ege
Not much of the news coming out of Turkey these days is positive – refugees, bombs, riots, censorship and the usual rhetoric from the imperious Erdoğan. The... Read more
Posted on 29 May 2016 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION
