Jackscott
Description
A diminutive, myopic, washed up ex-pretty boy with my best years behind me with a distinctly perverse and frivolous view of the world.
MY BLOGS
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Perking the Pansies
http://www.perkingthepansies.com/
Imagine the absurdity of two openly gay, recently ‘married’ middle aged, middle class men escaping the liberal sanctuary of anonymous London to relocate to a Muslim country. I chronicle our exploits with the mad, the sad, the bad and the glad in a blog for the whole world to ignore.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 1092 )
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Calendar Girls
Come Valentine’s Day, romantically-minded Liam likes to put on a show and the show in question was the Calendar Girls musical at the Theatre Royal, Norwich.... Read more
Posted on 02 March 2019 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Salud from Gran Canaria
Contrary to rumour, the age demographic around the pool of the gentlemen-only bungalow resort was more mixed than anticipated. Read more
Posted on 23 February 2019 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Christmas Past
While we’re away in the Canaries sharing cheap Spanish plonk with the rest of the antique gays, here are a few images of Christmas just past to be going on with... Read more
Posted on 09 February 2019 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
SAD Season
When the big skies of Norfolk are low and dreary, the only remedy for seasonal affective disorder (SAD) is an emergency injection of sunshine. Happily, we... Read more
Posted on 02 February 2019 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
The Favourite
New Year’s Day took us to the movies to see The Favourite, a saga of love, rivalry and power, based loosely on the intimate relationship between a sickly and... Read more
Posted on 26 January 2019 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Carnal Knowledge
Following bountiful Christmas fare, and with emotions loosened by the Malbec, we plopped onto the sofa and cried our way through Mama Mia, Here We Go Again on... Read more
Posted on 19 January 2019 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Mary Poppins Returns, Practically Perfect in Every Way
There’s no better way to spend Boxing Day than a trip to the flicks, especially when it’s to see the long-awaited sequel to a classic. Read more
Posted on 12 January 2019 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
For the Love of God
Come Christmas time, the patients at the surgery where Liam earns an honest crust are a generous lot. Gifts of biscuits, sweets, chocolates and the odd bottle o... Read more
Posted on 05 January 2019 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
2018 and All That
The world may be going to Hell in a handcart but the Pansies keep on blooming – year in, year out. I keep them fed and watered and I’m grateful to those who pas... Read more
Posted on 31 December 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Perfect Day
Christmas comes but once a year, thank the Lord. You can almost taste the stress in the high street from the world-weary shoppers to the fixed-grin workers... Read more
Posted on 22 December 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice
Liam is mended enough to return to work (at a doctor’s surgery, ironically). Broken ribs are a nasty business and it’ll be months before he’s fully repaired. Read more
Posted on 15 December 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
From Crack to Smack
Liam's busted ribs are mending slowly but surely and the pain has eased. At one point, I was considering putting him on the liquid morphine left over from my... Read more
Posted on 08 December 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Give Us a Twirl
My poor Liam fell badly and broke a couple of ribs. Naturally, most people assume he was a little worse for wear after a few sherries. In that case, he would... Read more
Posted on 01 December 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Do You Have a Tale to Tell?
It’s been ten years since Liam and I jumped ship and waded ashore to Bodrum. Ditching the profitable careers did little for our bank balance but a great deal fo... Read more
Posted on 24 November 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Is This the Real Life? Is This Just Fantasy?
We were planning to see Bohemian Rhapsody, the new Freddie Mercury biopic. But the reviews have been decidedly mixed, despite Rami Malek’s astonishing... Read more
Posted on 17 November 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Wine, Willies and My Golden Years
Fewer and fewer people can be bothered to go to an actual shop, buy an actual card, write an actual greeting, slip it into an actual envelope, write an actual... Read more
Posted on 10 November 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
You Have My Word
A family ‘do’ took us cross country to Hertford, north of London – three trains there, three trains back. On the way, we changed at Cambridge – ‘the City of... Read more
Posted on 03 November 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
A Star is Born… Again, Again and Again
‘I’m going to see A Star is Born,’ said a colleague of Liam’s. ‘It’s supposed to be brilliant,’ she gushed. ‘Have you seen the original, you know, the one with... Read more
Posted on 27 October 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
No Jacket Required
Liam’s birthday is only a couple of weeks after mine so we tend to celebrate our birthday’s together. When I say ‘celebrate’ I don’t mean razzmatazz, wild... Read more
Posted on 20 October 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Heal Thyself
Long-suffering readers may remember that during our last days in Turkey I developed peripheral arterial disease which affects the blood flow to my legs. Read more
Posted on 13 October 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION
