Jackscott
Description
A diminutive, myopic, washed up ex-pretty boy with my best years behind me with a distinctly perverse and frivolous view of the world.
MY BLOGS
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Perking the Pansies
http://www.perkingthepansies.com/
Imagine the absurdity of two openly gay, recently ‘married’ middle aged, middle class men escaping the liberal sanctuary of anonymous London to relocate to a Muslim country. I chronicle our exploits with the mad, the sad, the bad and the glad in a blog for the whole world to ignore.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 1092 )
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There’s Still Life in the Old Blog Yet
When I started this blogging lark way back in October 2010, life in pansies HQ was a different place – different house, different town, different country. Read more
Posted on 28 February 2026 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Wuthering Heights – Wild and Windy, Moody and Broody
What better way to spend Valentine’s Day than a love story at the flicks? So that’s what we did. But this wasn’t any old love story. Oh no. Read more
Posted on 21 February 2026 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
The Ferrow Brothers
Another remarkable little gem lifted from the Queer Norfolk Archive at Norwich’s Millennium Library is the astonishing story of the Ferrow sisters of Great... Read more
Posted on 14 February 2026 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Cottage Ladies
Until modern times, the status of women was Bible-clear – to love, honour and obey – with a particular emphasis on obey. Women had little say and precious few... Read more
Posted on 07 February 2026 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
He’s Behind You – Again
This year’s winter has been more or less the usual tedious diet of dull and damp. So what better way to blow away the blues and lift the spirits than a festive... Read more
Posted on 31 January 2026 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Hamlet Or Hamnet? That is the Question
We’ve seen a bunch of films over the last year – some good, some less so. But none have been as powerful as Hamnet. This no-holes-barred historical drama... Read more
Posted on 24 January 2026 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Glitter, Glamour and the Glums
Our yuletide revelry was crowned with a trip to the Great Yarmouth Hippodrome, Britain’s last remaining circus building, for their ‘Christmas Circus and Water... Read more
Posted on 17 January 2026 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
London, City of Hope
We saw in 2026 with a proverbial bang at a house party thrown in style by two of our favourite village people. It was a banter-filled evening of merriment,... Read more
Posted on 10 January 2026 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Top of the Pansy Pops 2025
Yes, folks, it’s that time again when I look back at another year of my missives from the sticks. The most popular broadcasts of 2025 have a distinctly nostalgi... Read more
Posted on 31 December 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
LGBT Armed Forces Memorial – No More Shame
Last month, His Maj, King Charles, dedicated the first national memorial honouring LGBT armed forces personnel, 25 years after the ban on LGBT people serving... Read more
Posted on 01 November 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
My Dribbling Years
Being closer to the finish line than the start, I’m regularly pricked and poked, and not in a good way – blood tests for diabetes and high cholesterol, liver an... Read more
Posted on 25 October 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Sparks, Candles and Cardamom
Suddenly one late evening our lights started to flicker and our electric hob began to beep randomly. Our neighbours, too, were experiencing spooky goings on. Read more
Posted on 18 October 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Happy Birthday, Perking the Pansies
“In the beginning there was work and work was God. After 35 years in the business, the endless predictability made me question the Faith. Read more
Posted on 11 October 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Roys of Wroxham
Way back in 2013, I wrote a brief throwaway piece about a day trip to Wroxham – ‘Gateway to the Norfolk Broads’ – a town entirely given over to those who like t... Read more
Posted on 04 October 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Room With a View
When we first waded ashore to the fabled isle of Ithaca, we stumbled upon a tumbledown wreck of a house, perched by the waterside and overlooking a... Read more
Posted on 27 September 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Dwile Flonking
A couple of summers ago, I wrote a tongue in cheek piece about Dwile flonking, a notorious East Anglian pub game involving two teams of twelve players, each... Read more
Posted on 17 May 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Lest We Forget
We joined the enthusiastic crowd of locals gathered on Church Plain in front of the Loddon War Memorial to celebrate the 80th anniversary of VE Day – the end... Read more
Posted on 10 May 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Spuds, Spies and Something for the Weekend
The renaissance of the iconic Battersea Power Station and its surroundings isn’t the only radical regeneration along the old Thameside rust belt. Read more
Posted on 03 May 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Lift 109 – What a Ride!
We like a spectacular view, and they don’t get much more spectacular than the view of old London Town from the top of one of the chimneys at Battersea Power... Read more
Posted on 26 April 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
What Have I Done to Deserve This?
I do get some weird and not so wonderful spam emails. We all do. It goes with the territory, I guess. Many are littered with schoolboy errors – sloppy... Read more
Posted on 19 April 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION
