Jackscott

A diminutive, myopic, washed up ex-pretty boy with my best years behind me with a distinctly perverse and frivolous view of the world.
MY BLOGS
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Perking the Pansies
http://www.perkingthepansies.com/
Imagine the absurdity of two openly gay, recently ‘married’ middle aged, middle class men escaping the liberal sanctuary of anonymous London to relocate to a Muslim country. I chronicle our exploits with the mad, the sad, the bad and the glad in a blog for the whole world to ignore.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 1074 )
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Lift 109 – What a Ride!
We like a spectacular view, and they don’t get much more spectacular than the view of old London Town from the top of one of the chimneys at Battersea Power... Read more
Posted on 26 April 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
What Have I Done to Deserve This?
I do get some weird and not so wonderful spam emails. We all do. It goes with the territory, I guess. Many are littered with schoolboy errors – sloppy... Read more
Posted on 19 April 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Gay Paree, Ooh La La!
We had a ball in Paris for our double anniversary. It was my first trip to the City of Light since 2003, and I’d almost forgotten just how drop-dead gorgeous... Read more
Posted on 12 April 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Okay, You, One Sentence Should Do It
Our double anniversary has sneaked up on us again – 19 years since our eyes met across a busy West End gay bar fit to bursting with a gossipy after-work crowd,... Read more
Posted on 05 April 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
It’s a Fair Cop, Guv’nor
As my regulars know, I love an old-fashioned whodunnit. I’m still grieving over the loss of Vera. I’ll get over it eventually, as the pain fades with time. Read more
Posted on 29 March 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Nowt as Queer as Folk
Ours is a quiet little village where little happens except for occasional (but mercifully rare) low-level anti-social behaviour – like bored teens on the wacky... Read more
Posted on 22 March 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Flirty Birds and Pesky Pests
Spring is springing, bulbs are sprouting, the sap is rising and mating season is in full swing. The dawn squawk is dominated by flirty birds in the mood for a... Read more
Posted on 15 March 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Sometimes, Big Boys Do Cry
We binge-watched the third and final series of Big Boys on Channel 4, having been hooked from the very first episode of series 1. Read more
Posted on 08 March 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Bridget Jones – Like Catching Up With An Old Pal
It’s been nearly a quarter of a century since Renee Zellweger first climbed into her big knickers and staggered across our screens as the hapless,... Read more
Posted on 01 March 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Shrek – Everyone’s Pet Ogre
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Drama and performance can really help young minds build important life skills. But make no mistake, it takes guts... Read more
Posted on 22 February 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Another Game of Trumps
Back in 2016, the people at Displaced Nation asked me and a few others about the election of Donald Trump. Now that MAGAmouth has his dainty little hands on... Read more
Posted on 15 February 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Singin’ in the Rain – Making a Splash
Neither I nor him indoors are that keen on classic Hollywood-style musicals. We tend to go for something a bit more contemporary. Read more
Posted on 08 February 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Money with Menaces
From time to time the odd genuine email drops into my spam folder by mistake, so I check it regularly. Spam-wise, I get targeted with a load of old crap. We... Read more
Posted on 01 February 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Coughs and Sneezes Spread Diseases
Despite having had both the COVID and flu jabs, from the end of November I’ve endured a never-ending stream of colds which have all merged into one long... Read more
Posted on 20 January 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Jack on Wiki
Blimey, you could knock me down with a feather boa. I’ve made it onto Wikipedia. Ok, it’s only the cut-down, ‘Simple English’ version but it’s still Wiki... Read more
Posted on 18 January 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
End of a Vera
I am bereft. After 14 series over 13 years, we’ve just watched the final two episodes of Vera, featuring the dishevelled and irascible detective from the... Read more
Posted on 11 January 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Wherever I May Roam
The last time I received a sexual health sales pitch from Britain’s favourite high street pharmacy, it was about erectile dysfunction. Bloody cheek, I thought.... Read more
Posted on 04 January 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Top of the Pansy Pops 2024
The 2024 top of the crop had a distinctly thespian theme – gays and the arts. Could it be any more of a cliché? Or maybe it just reflects a need for a... Read more
Posted on 31 December 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Pruning the Pansies
You know you’re getting long in the tooth when Santa brings you a shiny new pair of secateurs for Christmas. It simply confirms my suspicion that old fairies... Read more
Posted on 28 December 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Buddy, Can You Spare a Dime?
Homelessness is a complex issue, and there are so many reasons why someone might find themselves without anywhere to live. But we live in a rich country and I... Read more
Posted on 21 December 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION