Jackscott
Description
A diminutive, myopic, washed up ex-pretty boy with my best years behind me with a distinctly perverse and frivolous view of the world.
MY BLOGS
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Perking the Pansies
http://www.perkingthepansies.com/
Imagine the absurdity of two openly gay, recently ‘married’ middle aged, middle class men escaping the liberal sanctuary of anonymous London to relocate to a Muslim country. I chronicle our exploits with the mad, the sad, the bad and the glad in a blog for the whole world to ignore.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 1083 )
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LGBT Armed Forces Memorial – No More Shame
Last month, His Maj, King Charles, dedicated the first national memorial honouring LGBT armed forces personnel, 25 years after the ban on LGBT people serving... Read more
Posted on 01 November 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
My Dribbling Years
Being closer to the finish line than the start, I’m regularly pricked and poked, and not in a good way – blood tests for diabetes and high cholesterol, liver an... Read more
Posted on 25 October 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Sparks, Candles and Cardamom
Suddenly one late evening our lights started to flicker and our electric hob began to beep randomly. Our neighbours, too, were experiencing spooky goings on. Read more
Posted on 18 October 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Happy Birthday, Perking the Pansies
“In the beginning there was work and work was God. After 35 years in the business, the endless predictability made me question the Faith. Read more
Posted on 11 October 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Roys of Wroxham
Way back in 2013, I wrote a brief throwaway piece about a day trip to Wroxham – ‘Gateway to the Norfolk Broads’ – a town entirely given over to those who like t... Read more
Posted on 04 October 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Room With a View
When we first waded ashore to the fabled isle of Ithaca, we stumbled upon a tumbledown wreck of a house, perched by the waterside and overlooking a... Read more
Posted on 27 September 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Dwile Flonking
A couple of summers ago, I wrote a tongue in cheek piece about Dwile flonking, a notorious East Anglian pub game involving two teams of twelve players, each... Read more
Posted on 17 May 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Lest We Forget
We joined the enthusiastic crowd of locals gathered on Church Plain in front of the Loddon War Memorial to celebrate the 80th anniversary of VE Day – the end... Read more
Posted on 10 May 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Spuds, Spies and Something for the Weekend
The renaissance of the iconic Battersea Power Station and its surroundings isn’t the only radical regeneration along the old Thameside rust belt. Read more
Posted on 03 May 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Lift 109 – What a Ride!
We like a spectacular view, and they don’t get much more spectacular than the view of old London Town from the top of one of the chimneys at Battersea Power... Read more
Posted on 26 April 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
What Have I Done to Deserve This?
I do get some weird and not so wonderful spam emails. We all do. It goes with the territory, I guess. Many are littered with schoolboy errors – sloppy... Read more
Posted on 19 April 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Gay Paree, Ooh La La!
We had a ball in Paris for our double anniversary. It was my first trip to the City of Light since 2003, and I’d almost forgotten just how drop-dead gorgeous... Read more
Posted on 12 April 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Okay, You, One Sentence Should Do It
Our double anniversary has sneaked up on us again – 19 years since our eyes met across a busy West End gay bar fit to bursting with a gossipy after-work crowd,... Read more
Posted on 05 April 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
It’s a Fair Cop, Guv’nor
As my regulars know, I love an old-fashioned whodunnit. I’m still grieving over the loss of Vera. I’ll get over it eventually, as the pain fades with time. Read more
Posted on 29 March 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Nowt as Queer as Folk
Ours is a quiet little village where little happens except for occasional (but mercifully rare) low-level anti-social behaviour – like bored teens on the wacky... Read more
Posted on 22 March 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Flirty Birds and Pesky Pests
Spring is springing, bulbs are sprouting, the sap is rising and mating season is in full swing. The dawn squawk is dominated by flirty birds in the mood for a... Read more
Posted on 15 March 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Sometimes, Big Boys Do Cry
We binge-watched the third and final series of Big Boys on Channel 4, having been hooked from the very first episode of series 1. Read more
Posted on 08 March 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Bridget Jones – Like Catching Up With An Old Pal
It’s been nearly a quarter of a century since Renee Zellweger first climbed into her big knickers and staggered across our screens as the hapless,... Read more
Posted on 01 March 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Shrek – Everyone’s Pet Ogre
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Drama and performance can really help young minds build important life skills. But make no mistake, it takes guts... Read more
Posted on 22 February 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Another Game of Trumps
Back in 2016, the people at Displaced Nation asked me and a few others about the election of Donald Trump. Now that MAGAmouth has his dainty little hands on... Read more
Posted on 15 February 2025 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION
