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  • Minus the Mild Heart Attack…

    Minus Mild Heart Attack…

    It was The BEST surprise ever!So… I haven’t been in the same room with my husband in a little over a month! (Yes, it sucks) But, I’ve gotta give it to him (bein... Read more

    Posted on 05 May 2014 DIARIES
  • Because I Care… 5 Tips!

    Because Care… Tips!

    As a newly appointed would-be recruiting apprentice… “It is my duty to be brave, loyal, and true“.In doing so, I must report my findings. Upon successful... Read more

    Posted on 30 April 2014 DIARIES
  • Cute + Cause= Winning!

    Cute Cause= Winning!

    So, I spotted this baby parked in St. Augustine, FL and literally slammed on brakes, then brought my SUV to a slow crawl so I could get closer and take... Read more

    Posted on 14 April 2014 DIARIES
  • 1st World Grandma Problems!

    World Grandma Problems!

    POP QUIZ! My beloved Grandmother called me on Friday to do which of the following… A. Say “Hi!” or “I love you!” B. Talk about curtains and other grandma-y... Read more

    Posted on 06 April 2014 DIARIES
  • Be Still My Beating Heart!

    Still Beating Heart!

    My Cutie-McCute-Face has returned! With help from my friend Bianca and a pitstop in ATL, my Toddler Face is safe in my arms!He survived a 12hr drive, has been... Read more

    Posted on 23 March 2014 DIARIES
  • My Ash Wednesday FAIL!

    Wednesday FAIL!

    In the spirit of Ash Wednesday, I’ve got a story to tell! On This Day in 2012, I embarrassed the complete CRAP outta myself!(FACT: Ash Wednesday fell on Feb 22n... Read more

    Posted on 06 March 2014 DIARIES
  • Dear Stomach Bug,

    Dear Stomach Bug,

    Please be gentle. As I sit (with stomach muscles taut) clutching my Gatorade bottle, staring at the toilet (and the label of my probiotic), with mascara runnin... Read more

    Posted on 02 March 2014 DIARIES
  • What Happens When I Miss My Birthday?

    What Happens When Miss Birthday?

    … Why, we reschedule it of course! As you know, I was in Arkansas with the hubs this year and didn’t get to celebrate with friends, so they waited for... Read more

    Posted on 24 February 2014 DIARIES
  • No Words.


    True Story:While getting dressed, I piled on the layers; lots of em’– it’s friggin’ 17 degrees outside! Well, the hubs thought I was all finished and ready to... Read more

    Posted on 07 February 2014 DIARIES
  • Growing Up Floridian; A Blessing and a Curse!

    Growing Floridian; Blessing Curse!

    hartchronicles Who doesn’t love a good theme park? I did.– Until native Florida livin’ did me in! I live in the greatest state in all the land; right in the... Read more

    Posted on 14 January 2014 DIARIES
  • Seriously ASPCA? I Can’t.

    Seriously ASPCA? Can’t.

    I’m so far from being an animal advocate it’s unreal, (I don’t even flinch at the adopt a polar bear commercial) however, the newest ASPCA commercial just made... Read more

    Posted on 31 December 2013 DIARIES
  • TMI Alert: Mom, Dad… Plug Your Ears!

    Alert: Mom, Dad… Plug Your Ears!

    {Viewer Discretion is Advised}-via PinterestI don’t know why I morph into a 5 year-old every time I grace the threshold of my parents’ (or grandparents’)... Read more

    Posted on 29 December 2013 DIARIES
  • In Hindsight, I Can Admit… I Lost Control.

    Hindsight, Admit… Lost Control.

    {Disclaimer: Viewer Discretion is Advised}First, let me just say… There is NOTHING like the yummy goodness of a warm slice of lemon loaf from Starbucks. (after... Read more

    Posted on 26 December 2013 DIARIES
  • Case Closed: Secret Fairy FOUND!

    Months ago, I shared the saga of my ”Secret Fairy Angel” (in I kinda’ LOVE) and how mortified I was when I cornered the wrong person (in Epic Monday FAIL!) in... Read more

    Posted on 23 December 2013 DIARIES
  • What Would Christmas Be Without…

    What Would Christmas Without…

    … BUDDY!?!My absolute favorite Christmas movie of ALL time turned 10 years old this year and I’m still completely OBSESSED!Buddy the Elf changed my life... Read more

    Posted on 16 December 2013