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• Wonga To Manage Foodbanks – Ian Duncan Smith Hails New Approach

  

  Gfb has learned that Payday loan company Wonga are to set up Foodbanks in England.Ian Drunken SpliffThe move has received the backing of the Secretary of State... Read more

  Posted on 20 August 2014 HUMOR

• The Ginger Scrolls – Part 2 (Of Many)

  

  We posted a week or two ago about the great scrolls found in a Canister in Norway by Robert Hamstrangler, Norway’s greatest anthropologist and hot water blower... Read more

  Posted on 19 August 2014 HUMOR

• My 5 A Day Diet! By Crackhead in the Cupboard

  

  As you know we are always being told to have 5 a day! I couldn’t agree more! I recommend a Marijuana, Vodka, Crack, Speed, Smack sandwich – on locally sourced... Read more

  Posted on 19 August 2014 HUMOR

• The Ginger Scrolls – Part 1 (Of Many)

  

  Hello!We posted a week or two ago about the great scrolls found in a Canister in Norway by Robert Hamstrangler, Norway’s greatest anthropologist and hot water... Read more

  Posted on 18 August 2014 HUMOR

• Travel Love – Should I Let Train Take The Strain Aunty Bill?

  

  Dear Aunty Bill,I love my next door neighbour. He is no oil painting (most people who see him have a gag reflex) but I cannot stop thinking about him and his... Read more

  Posted on 18 August 2014 HUMOR

• Iraq – War & Death & Trapped Wind – By Stench McBain – Ex SAS Hitman

  

  Hello,As ex-special forces I can kill using trapped wind.In my book – life behind enemy lines in Iraq – “It’s Not Invasion It’s Liberation,” – I recount a... Read more

  Posted on 15 August 2014 HUMOR

• DIY Tips On Painting – With Tommy Tapper

  

  Tommy Tapper, “Bodger To The Stars” provides insights into DIY.If it can be fixed he won’t be able to do itHis manual, “Let’s Not Worry The Taxman On This Job... Read more

  Posted on 14 August 2014 HUMOR

• Stan the Man – By Paul Holland

  You hear meThen heed me!And other nights of his dinnerHitting the wall.To be picked up and eaten with fingersNamm namm…. Two brothers would be wise enough to... Read more

  Posted on 13 August 2014 HUMOR

• Numbers And How Make Them Add Up – A Self Help Guide From Aunty Bill

  

  Dear AB,I am helping my girlfriend with her maths homework. We are stuck on 6×3 - she says it is 247 and I think it is 63.Which of us is right?Shane, Sydney,... Read more

  Posted on 12 August 2014 HUMOR

• The Pope On A Pommel – Pontiff In Gymnastics Treat For Fans

  

  Gingerfightback’s gymnastics correspondent Jamal Roly-Poly was shocked to see his Holiness Pope Francis undertake a rigorous workout on fabled hardcore... Read more

  Posted on 11 August 2014 HUMOR

• Sandra Bullock Can Cause Infertility – By The Sperm With A Perm

  

  Hi Everyone!Two words that strike fear into sperm.Erectile Dysfunction.Lately with him we’ve had more  chance of raising the Titanic. A diet of oily fish and... Read more

  Posted on 11 August 2014 HUMOR

• Bombing Iraq – I Thought We Had Won! – By Bob On The Pot

  

  I had the morning off waiting for Curry’s to deliver the new flat screen TV. It’s got surround sound, radar, sonar and a missile launching system. Naturally the... Read more

  Posted on 08 August 2014 HUMOR

• The Ginger Scrolls – The History of Gingers

  

  Ginger history is shrouded in mystery.In the academic world argument has raged over the “Ginger Origin” question for 150 years. Read more

  Posted on 07 August 2014 HUMOR

• I Was Joan of Arc Last Wednesday Afternoon! – The Previous Lives Of Agnes Dupont

  

  Hello,I was in Tesco’s rummaging amongst the mangoes with a view to buying one for pudding later that evening.  As I popped a fruit into my trolley, I felt a ta... Read more

  Posted on 06 August 2014 HUMOR

• Jackson Pollock – His Painting Style Revealed!

  

  Jackson Pollock.A name synonononononomous with Modern Art.At last GFB can answer the conununununudrum that art lovers have been asking, “How did he do it?”With ... Read more

  Posted on 06 August 2014 HUMOR

• Jon Bon Jovi’s Hair – Will It Help Me Oily George?

  

  Hello OilyWhich do you think is more likely to make a comeback as a hairstyle for men, the perm or the mullet?I like Jon Bon Jovi’s locks – they are teased,... Read more

  Posted on 04 August 2014 HUMOR

• Arts Scene – With Terry Cotter The Potter

  

  Hello FolksMy name is Terry Cotter. I’m a Potter.I have been potterising for nearly two decades now. I stock a wide range of ceramic goods in my shop down here... Read more

  Posted on 01 August 2014 HUMOR

• Volumising My Pubic Hair Has Me Worried Oily George

  

  Still Giving LurvePump Up The VolumeLast night I applied hair volumiser to my pubic region. I woke up this morning with a crotch so bouffant that I can’t put... Read more

  Posted on 31 July 2014 HUMOR

• I Was Once A Whale! The Previous Lives Of Agnes DuPont

  

  We hope you are as amazed as we are at the previous lives of Agnes!Hello People,It is great to be here (well for the time being anyway – goodness knows where I... Read more

  Posted on 30 July 2014 HUMOR

• John Travolta In “Saturday Night Fever Disco Chicken” (Again)

  

  The 70’s Classic……..A disco dancing chicken and a whole lot more…..apparently Led Zeppelin were going to write the sound track. But didn’t. Read more

  Posted on 30 July 2014 HUMOR