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• Train Travel Tales #51 – The Norton

  

  There were tears in his Mum’s eyes as he kissed her and promised to phone when he arrived home. Sally would stay with her tonight, she was much better at... Read more

  Posted on 07 February 2014 HUMOR

• Reality Bites And The Death Of TV – A Rant By Mike Crawshaw

  

  He didn’t do wellNot that long ago, us Brits prided ourselves won being different. Original, you might say. We have original artists, poets and writers and grea... Read more

  Posted on 06 February 2014 HUMOR

• Penis Varnishing Is Not For The Feint Hearted Says Oily George!

  

  Hello OilyI recently saw you at the French Polishers having your tan topped up. I must say I was impressed with the lengths you go to perma tan yourself and... Read more

  Posted on 05 February 2014 HUMOR

• My Spouse Is Floating Around My House! – Ahoy Aunty Bill!

  

  Aunty BillWith all the rain we’ve been having, I’ve been putting the Wife to work fetching and carrying logs from the bottom of the garden. Read more

  Posted on 03 February 2014 HUMOR

• Mary Poppins With Her Sausagebrella! – Sausage Request #5

  

  HelloThis week’s request comes from the Debra Fetterly and her wonderful Breathe Lighter site which you can find here!Chim, chimerney, chim chimerney, chim... Read more

  Posted on 01 February 2014 HUMOR

• Sheep And The War On Terror – By Stench McBain – Ginger Ninja Warrior One Man Wa...

  

  As ex-special forces, I am an expert at “blending in” with my surroundings to achieve the most important goal of rogue ginger warriors – surprise. Read more

  Posted on 31 January 2014 HUMOR

• Desperation – By Hermione Moist

  HelloToday we introduce you to a new contributor to Gfb; Poet, Seer and Woodland Sprite, Hermione Moist.The following piece is labelled ”Desperation” from her... Read more

  Posted on 30 January 2014 HUMOR

• Sand – The Silent Killer? Aunty Bill Answers

  

  Aunty,Is it true that 86% of all accidents in the home are caused by the Sand mismanagement?Del, DaventryAunty Bill Replies;Del,Sand mismanagement does... Read more

  Posted on 29 January 2014 HUMOR

• Should I Tattoo My Prostrate? Oily George Has The Answer!

  

  Oily,I was thinking of having my prostrate tattooed with a scene from that marvellously wholesome TV series The Little House On The Prairie. Do you think this i... Read more

  Posted on 28 January 2014 HUMOR

• Arts Scene With Terry Cotter The Potter

  

  Hello,My name is Terry Cotter. I’m a potter.I have been potterising for nearly two decades now. I stock a wide range of ceramic goods in my shop The Potter’s... Read more

  Posted on 27 January 2014 HUMOR

• Ali, Frazier and Foreman – Boxing, Sausage and Chinstrap Legends – Sausage...

  

  Todays request comes from Sean Smithson the hilarious Office Inbetweener – which you can read here!Sean asked for  an image of Ali v Frazier at a weigh-in... Read more

  Posted on 25 January 2014 HUMOR

• Located, Located, Located Pt 2 – Back At The Palace – By Mike Crawshaw

  

  Yesterday Kristy Arseslap told you of the plight of Bingo and India and their attempts to land a pile in London. (You can read their heart rending tale here). Read more

  Posted on 24 January 2014 HUMOR

• Location, Location, Location – Where The Fu*k Are We Heading? By Mike Crawshaw

  

  With house prices rises and the attendant debt fuelled boom (where have we heard that before?) beginning to infect our lives again – we are also subjected to th... Read more

  Posted on 23 January 2014 HUMOR

• Astrology? It Didn’t Predict This! – By Bob On The Pot

  

  I was round Mum’s yesterday afternoon to put some new batteries in her TV remote control. I’m a dab hand at DIY you see.After trying for twenty minutes to get... Read more

  Posted on 22 January 2014 HUMOR

• Mum’s Garden Full Of Birdsong – By Paul Holland (Again!)

  Mum’s Garden Full Of BirdsongThere’s a tall tree in mum’s gardenThat needs choppingA BlackthornIt and the Holly beside itSpreading up up way beyond their... Read more

  Posted on 21 January 2014 HUMOR

• “Hash n Gash In The Attic” – The New Breaking Bad? Oily George Thinks So!

  

  Oily,Several weeks ago I watched your stunning adult themed remake of Cash In The Attic on the local cable adult themed channel. Will another series of Gash In... Read more

  Posted on 20 January 2014 HUMOR

• Sherlock Holmes – The Man, The Myth, The Sausage – Sausage Request #3

  

  Hello,Here is the next request. Master sleuth, smackhead, fiddler and right cleverdick Sherlock Holmes as requested by the brilliant  Hacker.Hinja.Hooker.Spy.... Read more

  Posted on 18 January 2014 HUMOR

• Can Car Maintenance Rekindle Your Sex Life? Aunty Bill Answers

  

  Dear Aunty,My wife and I have been married for over 80 years and are now both in our hundreds. I am happy just to sit by the fire, on fire and file me bunions. Read more

  Posted on 17 January 2014 HUMOR

• Downton Abbey’s Dowager Lady Grantham With Her Pet Cumberland Sausage?

  

  Yes!“The English Do Love A Sausage”Of course it just isn’t the done thing to eat one’s dinner without wearing one’s Cumberland SausageIs That Line Really In... Read more

  Posted on 16 January 2014 HUMOR

• Can You Find Enlightenment Through Bowel Movements? Asks Bob On The Pot

  

  Hello,I’m still struggling to take the Christmas pounds off. Apart from playing havoc with my rash my lovely wife, Shirley commented that I was close to... Read more

  Posted on 15 January 2014 HUMOR