Emilybeatrice

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Self confessed slummy mummy with a media/journalism degree, 2 wonderful children and an obsession with blogging

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Confessions of a 'Slummy Mummy' http://aslummymummy.wordpress.com/
An honest portrayal of pregnancy, motherhood and beyond

I want to let you fabulous Mummies in on a secret…

It’s okay to burn the homemade bread, wear odd socks and not wash your hair for a week. It’s okay that you screamed and swore in labour, that your cups of chamomile tea taste like cat pee or you only hoover before guests come. You have 3 rolls of floral wallpaper, but they’re in the garage behind the sewing machine…. The sewing machine you had to buy to make bunting but you only used once.

Confessions of a ‘Slummy Mummy’ is a (slightly erratic) lifestyle blog that lets you know you’re not alone (sometimes I stay in my jammies all day too). Be proud ladies, we may not have the farm house kitchen or the little jars with pasta rice and lentils on display, but we have some pretty amazing children and it doesn’t matter if they tread mud into the cream carpet cos we can always clean it tomorrow.

LATEST ARTICLES ( 66 )

Things That Annoy Me When I’m Pegnant

Ok so hormones go a little bit crazy during pregnancy, and most of this stuff is my responsibility, but that doesn’t stop me breathing fire once in a while. 1.... Read more
Posted on 31 March 2014 FAMILY, SELF EXPRESSION
Sucking on Coins at Week 14

That’s right, I’m 14 weeks preggers and I have no idea when that happened, I’m still not even sure I am pregnant (bar the scan pics but they could be faked... Read more
Posted on 24 March 2014 FAMILY, SELF EXPRESSION
Safetots

With an inquisitive toddler beginning to run about and a new baby on the way I was delighted to hear about the following website a few weeks ago. Read more
Posted on 18 March 2014 FAMILY, SELF EXPRESSION
Scans and Belly Jiggles

We had our third scan today, the first being for some reassurance and the second to tell us we were only ten weeks (that was a bit disappointing). Today we... Read more
Posted on 11 March 2014 FAMILY, SELF EXPRESSION
The Thin Red Line

So, we’re pregnant! I hope this goes a little way to explain my absence of late, I’ve either been with the kiddies, working, or sleeping. Read more
Posted on 04 March 2014 FAMILY, SELF EXPRESSION
Happy New Year!!!

I hope you all had a lovely Christmas! What are your plans for New Year? Are you hitting the town or, like me, are you curled up inside in the warm wondering... Read more
Posted on 31 December 2013 FAMILY, SELF EXPRESSION
Blackhead Killer Style Lux Review

It a great sign that you’re doing well in the blogging world is when you start to receive products to review. So thanks to all you wonderful lot, I got my... Read more
Posted on 29 December 2013 FAMILY, SELF EXPRESSION
The Shame of a Messy Car

Today, as I procrastinate on the web I find myself thinking of those little jobs that never get done. Sure, I could be working my way through them now, but... Read more
Posted on 05 December 2013 FAMILY, SELF EXPRESSION
Fa-La-La-La-La, La-La-La-La

Those of you who read my posts for aliljoy will know that this weekend we put up the Christmas tree! I know, it’s quite early but, after a week of Xmas music... Read more
Posted on 03 December 2013 FAMILY, SELF EXPRESSION
Prima Baby

As December draws near I turn my thoughts to the events of the past year. Our little boy is nearly one and soon the baby phase will be over (such a bittersweet... Read more
Posted on 21 November 2013 FAMILY, SELF EXPRESSION
Twas the Night Before Christmas- A Birth Story

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house I began some deep breathing, leaning over the couch My hubby inflated, the birth pool with air In... Read more
Posted on 21 November 2013 FAMILY, SELF EXPRESSION
Adventures on the Road

You know the story, you’re setting off for a few days away, excited for a break but the prospect of 4 hours in the car fills you with dread. Read more
Posted on 11 November 2013 FAMILY, SELF EXPRESSION
Half-term Song

Hello all, So after a few days off I thought I’d share with you all what we have been up to over the half term, some I may even make into blog posts….. Read more
Posted on 05 November 2013 FAMILY, SELF EXPRESSION
Slummy Chic

Half term is rapidly approaching and I can’t wait, here’s why I can spend some quality time with the eldest I can spend some quality time with the hubby (who... Read more
Posted on 24 October 2013 FAMILY, SELF EXPRESSION
Not as Young as I Used to Be

Do you ever feel like you’re still 18? Oh I know I have a house, a family and a respected job, but every so often my little world is jolted by the reminder... Read more
Posted on 21 October 2013 FAMILY, SELF EXPRESSION
Damned If We Do…..

So, during preparations for my earth mother experiment (real nappy, breastfeeding and sling research) I came across a fantastic article on extended... Read more
Posted on 19 October 2013 FAMILY, SELF EXPRESSION
The Yummy Mummy Experiement Pt2

So I did it, today I got up early, despite a rather disturbed night; I put on my face and squeezed into some less slouchy clothes. Read more
Posted on 16 October 2013 FAMILY, SELF EXPRESSION
The Yummy Mummy Experiment Pt 1

In order to be transformed into a yummy mummy meticulous research is required, Thanks to the joys of the internet, Wikipedia has done it for me ‘Yummy mummy is ... Read more
Posted on 14 October 2013 FAMILY, SELF EXPRESSION
Label Guns

Recently, while trying to get some feedback on my blog I was informed the following: ‘To be honest I hate all the yummy mummy / slummy mummy type labels. We... Read more
Posted on 10 October 2013 FAMILY, SELF EXPRESSION
The Bedtime Rout…..

The bedtime routine in our household starts around the dinner table, as this is when I start mentally preparing for the task ahead. Read more
Posted on 09 October 2013 FAMILY, SELF EXPRESSION

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