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• My First Mother's Day

  

  Future Mother's Days will never live up to my first one. Saturday night, Boots and Mayhem took me out to eat at a new fish restaurant nearby and it was really... Read more

  Posted on 14 May 2013 SELF EXPRESSION

• How I Became a Mother......

  

  **I wrote this a few days after Mayhem was born and have been saving it to post at just the right time. What better day than my first Mother's Day, right?**In... Read more

  Posted on 13 May 2013 SELF EXPRESSION

• This Week Has Been Sort of Uneventful as Far as Blogworth...

  

  This week has been sort of uneventful as far as blogworthy news goes. Just the regular ol' nap-fighting and baby loving. I was driving to town to visit some... Read more

  Posted on 11 May 2013 HOME, SELF EXPRESSION

• Week 9

  

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  Posted on 08 May 2013 HOME, SELF EXPRESSION

• Instapril

  

  My Instagram feed got quite the workout in April. See for yourself, in no particular order! Read more

  Posted on 07 May 2013 HOME, SELF EXPRESSION

• Dear Mayhem,

  

  Happy two months!-You weighed right at 9 pounds at the last doctor's appointment and you are 21 inches long. You're finally big enough to fit your cloth... Read more

  Posted on 07 May 2013 SELF EXPRESSION

• A Whuppin'

  This may or may not be a true story, but this is how I remember it.When I was a little girl, I'd say probably 4-7, I remember being with my daddy beside his... Read more

  Posted on 05 May 2013 HOME, SELF EXPRESSION

• Hoarders Calling!

  

  My mom and I are having a yard sale at her new house Saturday morning in an effort to clean out her shed and pare down. She's been pretty ruthless while going... Read more

  Posted on 03 May 2013 SELF EXPRESSION

• I Took Mayhem to the Doctor Today for His Two Month Check...

  I took Mayhem to the doctor today for his two month check up and shots. He weighs 8 pounds, 12 ounces (2.5 pounds more than six weeks ago and 2 ounces shy of 3... Read more

  Posted on 02 May 2013 HOME, SELF EXPRESSION

• 8 Weeks

  

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  Posted on 01 May 2013 HOME, SELF EXPRESSION

• Mayhem Vs. Mama

  

  Today has been a challenge. Mayhem is hard-headed and stubborn like me and thinks he doesn't need sleep like his daddy. That right there is a combination for... Read more

  Posted on 01 May 2013 HOME, SELF EXPRESSION

• Relaxing is Hard Work

  Today is Sunday. My little family went to church and I am really enjoying getting back into the "church on Sunday" life after years of working on Sunday. Now... Read more

  Posted on 29 April 2013 HOME, SELF EXPRESSION

• The Almighty Survey

  Have you ever given any thought to customer service and how it has turned us all into supreme buttholes?I'm sure that when it started everyone was all, "This... Read more

  Posted on 28 April 2013 HOME, SELF EXPRESSION

• This is Your Brain on Sleep......

  

  Sometimes, when I'm really tired and finally laying down, just about to drift off to sleep, I get crazy ideas. My creativity is in overdrive when I'm trying to... Read more

  Posted on 27 April 2013 HOME, SELF EXPRESSION

• That's Pinteresting

  Ah, Pinterest. That wide open space on the internet that both inspires (if you need ideas) and enrages (if you're trying to keep up). Read more

  Posted on 26 April 2013 HOME, SELF EXPRESSION

• Week 7

  

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  Posted on 25 April 2013 HOME, SELF EXPRESSION

• Saturday

  

  Watching Katie cut the grass in my backyard at a full gallop was hilarious! Read more

  Posted on 22 April 2013 HOME, SELF EXPRESSION

• Week 6

  

  is week two of no sleep. I'm too tired to be funny so I'll keep this short and go take a nap.*Ya know what's frustrating? Getting him to sleep only to have... Read more

  Posted on 18 April 2013 HOME, SELF EXPRESSION

• Monday with Mayhem

  

  After a week of Boots' parents and baby brother being here visiting, last night the house felt strangely empty just the three of us. Read more

  Posted on 16 April 2013 SELF EXPRESSION

• Marchagram

  

  I'm more than a few days late posting my March Instagram photos, but that's OK, right?The majority of them are pictures of Mayhem because what else is there to... Read more

  Posted on 15 April 2013 HOME, SELF EXPRESSION