Dpitter
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Random Thoughts From A Random Guy
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A collection of my random thoughts, observations and short stories, with a bit of a humorous twist.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 57 )
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Mission Impossible
Standing at the threshold, I re-assured myself that I was I prepared for this. I had been here before, and knew the challenges that I was about to face. Read more
Posted on 03 March 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Frozen In Time
In the 1984 movie “Iceman”, they discovered a pre-historic man embedded in ice, in a state of hibernation, and ultimately still alive. Against all odds, this... Read more
Posted on 01 March 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Wardrobe Malfunction
I had been dreading this day for weeks. After a nearly hour long drive, but before heading into an early evening Public Meeting where I would be facing a large... Read more
Posted on 27 February 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
And B.O. Was His Name-O
B.O., body odour, the scent of the unwashed. As the electrician worked outside my office, I quickly realized he was inflicted with one of the most severe cases... Read more
Posted on 23 February 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
With This Pen
, the power is all mine. The who, the what, the where, the when... it is all up to me. I share a piece of me, and bare my sole with each new sentence. Read more
Posted on 18 February 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Ode to the Grape
From the earth it grows Nature’s perfect fruit Bite-size little morsels Some might even say they’re cute But with a little stomping And some time to age In the... Read more
Posted on 13 February 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Fowl Ball
Deciding we needed to escape the cold Canadian winter, we flew down to Cuba with another couple for one full week of fun in the sun. Read more
Posted on 10 February 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Shrimp Tacos
We sat in the beachfront restaurant, eating our shrimp tacos and guacamole, breathing in the fresh sea air. The breeze gently brushed against our cheeks, as... Read more
Posted on 09 February 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Let's Get Physical
It had been many years since I last visited a doctor, but thought it was about time I got myself checked out. With no specific aches or pains to complain... Read more
Posted on 08 February 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
More Than Just A Christmas Present
Christmas had always been a special time of the year, and as children, my brother and I would anxiously await the big day, working our way through the tiny... Read more
Posted on 07 February 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Now That's a Tasty Burger
Whilst sitting in the Wendy's parking lot enjoying a tasty single with cheese combo, I was treated to a premium view of a somewhat questionable public display o... Read more
Posted on 02 February 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Kfc
Pulling up to the drive-thru speaker, I placed my order. "Crunch wrap supreme, please". Long pause. "WHA?????" I repeated my order. "Crunch wrap supreme,... Read more
Posted on 02 February 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Parking Etiquette
Random observation made while enjoying a Whopper with cheese combo in the comfort of my Murano. When eating lunch in your car, the method for choosing a... Read more
Posted on 02 February 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Thirsty
As I walked back to my office after grabbing a bottle of water from the kitchen, I passed a co-worker in the hall who, upon seeing me holding said bottle of... Read more
Posted on 02 February 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Moustache
Last night at the grocery store check-out, as I emptied the contents of our shopping cart ever so neatly onto the conveyor belt in preparation for a quick scan... Read more
Posted on 02 February 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Wet-Talker
Upon noticing that I was standing across from a wet-talker inflicted with a severe case of moist-mouth, the conversation quickly became secondary, for it was th... Read more
Posted on 02 February 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Stress Relief
We all have problems and stresses we are forced to deal with in life, of which I've certainly had my fair share. To clear my mind, and get my thoughts in... Read more
Posted on 02 February 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION