Dpitter
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Random Thoughts From A Random Guy
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A collection of my random thoughts, observations and short stories, with a bit of a humorous twist.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 57 )
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Have A Nice Flight!
Everybody loves vacation! Really, that’s what we work for, isn’t it? To scratch and save some of our hard earned money for an opportunity to escape reality for... Read more
Posted on 01 October 2014 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Concert Etiquette 101
With the summer concert season quickly approaching, it’s time for a little reminder on a few topics that can make or break the concert-going experience.1)... Read more
Posted on 21 March 2014 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Little Drummer Boy
Whilst sitting at a stoplight, I had the immense privilege of witnessing the most epic display of air drumming ever performed from someone driving a Honda... Read more
Posted on 18 February 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
The Splatter Argument
Okay, let's settle this. Ladies, here’s a little test for you. All you need is a mop bucket and a garden hose. Ready? Let's go outside! Once outside, try to fin... Read more
Posted on 25 January 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Religion & Ray Lewis
I haven’t attended church in a really long time, but I am a member, and do remain loyal and respectful to the message and beliefs. Read more
Posted on 21 January 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
NHL Returns: To Boycott, Or Not to Boycott... THAT is the Question!
So the NHL is back. Well isn’t that just wonderful. And like many abusive relationships, the fans will come crawling back thinking this time it will be... Read more
Posted on 07 January 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
The Power of "No"
Lots of people say “no” all the time. You hear it everyday. It’s one of the first words you learn as a child. It’s a simple two letter word that we all take... Read more
Posted on 14 December 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Union Nonsense
I am so sick and tired of hearing about unions and strikes. Nobody should have the "right" to strike. If you don't like your job, or if you don't think you're... Read more
Posted on 12 December 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Christmas Reminders
Christmas is once again upon us, and accordingly, so too is the Christmas party season. It has been a full year since the last Christmas season, so here are jus... Read more
Posted on 10 December 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Letter to Bell Canada
This blog post is a little different than my usual posts. After yet another disappointing and frustrating experience with the customer service staff of my... Read more
Posted on 06 November 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Halloween Contradictions
For Children Typical Day: Don’t take candy from strangers. Halloween: Go take candy from strangers. Typical Day: Just be yourself. You’re great just the way... Read more
Posted on 31 October 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Eat This!!!
So who’s drinking the peach drink anyway? You know, that orange liquid cascading in the clear plastic dispenser behind the cashier at your local coffee shop, th... Read more
Posted on 25 October 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
99 Bottles of Beer
We all know how the story begins, but how many of us actually know how it ends? 99 Bottles of Beer – EXPOSED! 99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer... Read more
Posted on 21 October 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Things I Did Not Need To Learn In Public School
Math. Sure the basics come in handy, that is undeniable, but when was the last time you used a protractor? When was the last time you used a compass? Read more
Posted on 17 October 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
I'm An Adult Now
I’m a little early with this I suppose, but in another year and a bit, I’m going to be 40 years old. I don’t consider myself old by any means, however as I... Read more
Posted on 13 October 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Things People Say
Without even thinking, we all have these little reactionary sayings we blurt out at the appropriate time almost like a defence mechanism protecting us from... Read more
Posted on 10 October 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Thanksgiving Dinner
It’s Thanksgiving weekend and all through the house Decorations are everywhere thanks to my spouse Turkeys and pumpkins, some Halloween stuff too A cornucopia o... Read more
Posted on 05 October 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
If I Were A Prison Warden
If I were a prison Warden, I’d be picking up the phone pretty darn quick to see if I could make a deal with Jack Astor’s Bar Grill whereby I would take all... Read more
Posted on 29 September 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Smacky Jones: Noisy Eater
There I was, innocently eating my lunch, when along came Smacky Jones, who upon scanning the room, decided to sit directly behind me. Read more
Posted on 26 September 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Fifty Shades of Grey
It was just past noon, and there I was, innocently minding my own business and enjoying a quick bite to eat, when two flies suddenly decided to land on the... Read more
Posted on 05 September 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION