Daralaine

LATEST ARTICLES ( 143 )

• Leave Kim Kardashian’s Armpits Alone!!!

  

  Though I’ve never been a fan of Kim’s, I suddenly have an overwhelming sense of compassion for her armpits and the armpits of women in every grocery store in... Read more

  Posted on 02 May 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• 5 Clues That You Might Be a 55 Year-Old Divorcee

  

  I have come to terms with the fact that I am, at heart, a 55 year-old divorcee with adult children too busy to visit me. And I don’t know if you know this, but... Read more

  Posted on 01 May 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Caitlin Linney: Home

  Happy Friday, one and all. Here’s a little treat for you as I get ready to run out the door to my generic brand Ballet Barre workout class, Pop Physique:My... Read more

  Posted on 26 April 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• 5 Signs That You Just Moved to LA

  

  You stare at any thin person wearing sunglasses trying to figure out if they’re a celebrity. And you know what, often times it is a celebrity! Other times it’s... Read more

  Posted on 25 April 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Buy This: The Gift of Fear

  

  If you’ve been following this blog since its inception, you know that I used do some product reviews of things I liked. I stopped for a while until I just... Read more

  Posted on 22 April 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Finding a Job

  

  Hey, you know that kinda recent episode of Girls where Hannah goes middle-class-white-girl crazy and shoves a Q-Tip in her ear due to the stress of having a boo... Read more

  Posted on 20 April 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• My Tinder Criteria

  

  My friend, Gabi, has recently gotten me obsessed with the dating app, Tinder. The way it works is you sign in with Facebook, it shows a couple of your profile... Read more

  Posted on 12 April 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• The Problem with My New Apartment

  

  I have spent the last year of my life wishing I could move out of my parents house to sunny, beautiful Los Angeleez. Three weeks ago, I finally did that, but... Read more

  Posted on 11 April 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• How Mom is Adjusting to Life Without Me

  

  Since I’m no longer on my mother’s couch watching the Jodi Arias trial when my mom gets home from work everyday (instead, I’m on my couch in LA watching the Jod... Read more

  Posted on 09 April 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Road Trip to LA: Days 5, 6, & 7

  

  At 6 am, my mother and I left our Amarillo hotel room in the same clothes we wore (and slept in) the day before. You can judge us, but we decided not to bother... Read more

  Posted on 04 April 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Road Trip to LA: Day 4

  

  We left Nashville, and made our way through Oklahoma… I can’t tell you much about the place except I went to the bathroom at a Starbucks without buying... Read more

  Posted on 28 March 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Road Trip to LA: Day 3

  

  I’ll keep this brief, because I have a happy hour to get to.Day 3, we drove from North Carolina to Nashville.I consumed the first biscuit of the trip. Read more

  Posted on 23 March 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Road Trip to LA: Day 2

  

  With a dream in my heart and Trader Joe’s unsweetened fruit leather in my glove box, my mom and I finally headed out at Midnight on Wednesday morning. We... Read more

  Posted on 23 March 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Who Wore It Best: Psychopath Edition

  

  While trying to find a live-stream of the Jodi Arias trial on my computer so I could multi-task packing for LA and enjoying the exploitation of a murder victim... Read more

  Posted on 15 March 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• 7 Rules of Brunch

  

  (Guest Editorial)Brunch: It’s the most important meal of the week. It serves as the foundation for your entire week, your relationships, friendships and way of... Read more

  Posted on 12 March 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Happy International Women’s Day….I GUESS

  

  Hey, when’s International Men’s Day, huh? When do men get to parade around the street in celebration of their storied heritage? Read more

  Posted on 08 March 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• 5 Things You’re Doing on the Internet That Might Get You Killed

  

  Sometimes I think it’s my mission in life to make sure that everyone is both adequately worried about all the things that could go wrong in their life and how t... Read more

  Posted on 07 March 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Should We Be More Worried About Quvenzhane Wallis?

  

  I think I’m doing enough worrying for all of us, but what will become of Q. Wallis and her puppy purse? Wait, though.What was in that purse, anyway? A Lip... Read more

  Posted on 05 March 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• LA Preparations

  

  Now that it’s March 1st, the countdown really begins for my road trip to LA. There’s so much to do in order to get ready for a move, particularly one that... Read more

  Posted on 01 March 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• The Parent Trap: Featuring Guy Fieri and Anne Burrell

  

  Guy Fieri and Anne Burrell look like they’re playing the fraternal twins in a community theater production of Twelfth Night.On second thought, I’m pretty sure... Read more

  Posted on 27 February 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION