Daralaine
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Brunch for Every Meal
http://brunchforeverymeal.com/
Brunch for Every Meal is not about brunch. It's just a humor and lifestyle blog written by someone who loves day drinking and hash browns.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 143 )
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Blogging’s Never Cute
Yesterday, I saw a female comic, somewhere in her 40′s, at an open mic talking about how when people ask her if she has kids she says “no, but I have a blog. Read more
Posted on 20 September 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
You Should Be Famous
Hi there. How’s your week going so far? Do you like to laugh? Sure you do. That’s why you’re here reading my blog. Did that sound conceited? I didn’t mean it... Read more
Posted on 19 September 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Cro-nuts for Crumbnuts
How’s my week going?Well, I almost drove into oncoming traffic while looking at a poster for cronuts in the Crumbs Cupcakes window, I’ve been commuting 45... Read more
Posted on 06 September 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Submit a Q: How to Get Over a Guy
Dear Dara,For some back story, I’ve been hanging out with this guy – we have gotten pretty close on a friendship level. I never really saw any potential until... Read more
Posted on 05 September 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Thoughts on the VMA’s From Someone Who Didn’t Watch the VMA’s
Full disclosure, I did catch the tail end of the Justin Timberlake performance, but the rest of my information was gleaned through tumblr GIFS, so I have a lot... Read more
Posted on 27 August 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
HeTexted.com: The Saddest Corner of the Internet
Recently, I’ve realized that Facebook is passing some major judgement on my lifestyle, as all the ads they post for me now involve cleaning supplies and... Read more
Posted on 22 August 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
The Evolution of a Runner
Due to both an array of childhood traumas involving races and the imminent threat of blisters, I have never been a runner. I’ve generally kept my cardio to... Read more
Posted on 19 August 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Happy Friday, Gwyneth Paltrow!
That goop article you’ve been slaving over can wait until Monday, so put down your hemp seed detox smoothie and pick up a cold glass of Sauv Blah because it’s... Read more
Posted on 16 August 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Submit a Q: What Do Women Want?
Finally, finally, ladies and gaybies, someone has submitted an advice question for the blog.Let’s change some lives, shall we?What do women in their late 20s... Read more
Posted on 15 August 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
10 Signs That Somebody Doesn’t Care About Your Quarter-Life Crisis
Posted on 30 July 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Rihanna, You Can Call Me Al
I know people complain about the choices Rihanna has made in the past because she is a role model to young girls, but in fairness to Ri-Ri, she is a young... Read more
Posted on 17 July 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
How to Not Hate Everything
Sorry for this whimsical tumblr-eque picture. I promise I won’t start streaking my hair with pastel chalk and transcribing scenes from The Virgin Suicides for m... Read more
Posted on 11 July 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Why My Mom Shouldn’t Miss Me
So, I thought my mom was missing me when I saw this on her Facebook: {Her computer at work}But it would appear that circumstances have not improved, as this is... Read more
Posted on 10 July 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
A Week Without Fruit, But Full of Freedom
Did everyone have a good 4th of July weekend?This is what I did:Basically, I treated the last week as if it was my birthday where I celebrate for days by binge... Read more
Posted on 09 July 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
I Haz a Job!
It has really been a long road a hoe for me to find a job since moving to LA 3 months ago- building a life for yourself is exhausting! Read more
Posted on 02 July 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
72 Year-Old Woman Arrested During Wendy Davis Filibuster
This is a lil’ inneresting video! A police officer arresting a 72 year-old woman in the gallery at the Wendy Davis’ Filibuster Fun-Time Party of 2013 for…... Read more
Posted on 27 June 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Milestone: My First Mean Comment
I can’t believe it took me almost two and a half years of posting on this blog, but it finally happened. I got my first insulting comment!This little gift was... Read more
Posted on 26 June 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Throwback Thursday: Me in High School
I realized just now that I’ve never mentioned much about my time in high school on this blog. Since you’re probably having a tough time functioning in normal... Read more
Posted on 20 June 2013 DIARIES -
Let Cher Live!
Tuesday night, Cher performed live on The Voice to mixed reviews from my father. Apparently, the song had something to do with this being a woman’s world, but... Read more
Posted on 19 June 2013 DIARIES, HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
Why I Won’t Make Fun of Miss Utah
If you think the acronym “NSA” is shorthand for the 2011 romantic comedy No Strings Attached then you have probably heard about Miss Utah screwing up her onstag... Read more
Posted on 18 June 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION