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• The Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Some Italian Meatballs Are Crazy Fresh…Some...

  

  Raise your hands if you are so over the whole thing already and it’s only the second episode. Raise your hands if you feel like a lean, mean meatball punching... Read more

  Posted on 06 May 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Enter The Land Of The Storybook Glitz Pageant. Where Robots,...

  

  Trin Trin is here to Win Win, bitches. Any questions? Pageant Monster need sugar. Must have sugar. And money. Lots and lots of money. Booyeah! Just freakin’... Read more

  Posted on 03 May 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms Miami: Miss Thing…You Are On Fire! Show Us How You Get Your Bad Girl...

  

  Look! Smoke signals! And they say “When is Abby Lee coming back?” Seriously? Again with that skimpy top, honey? Great goggly oogly! We’re on Fire! So are we,... Read more

  Posted on 02 May 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives: The Gangstah Sing Along Addition. Drita Spits Beats And Takes It To...

  

  My Botox brings all the Feds to the yard. And they’re like…it’s tighter than yours. Stick dat in her lip, bitch. That makes all the Wise Guys itch. Hollah. I... Read more

  Posted on 30 April 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Real Housewives Of New Jersey: They’re Baaaack! Teresa & Joe Prove That Mone...

  

  Then I was all like…whatever, bitch. Then they push your head down like this and call you their prison girlfriend. Then I thanked the Baby Jesus for making me... Read more

  Posted on 28 April 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Saddle Up For A Wild West Showdown At The Pixie Stix Corral...

  

  Seriously? That Alaska chick again? Friends, family and your health are so highly overrated nowadays. I smell ‘em, Pa. They’re out there. Bugs. Bees…and Biebers... Read more

  Posted on 26 April 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Eden’s World: Miss Fran, I Don’t Think We’re On Kansas Time Anymore. It’s...

  

  Lawd, shut the church door. What the eff is that thing on her head? I’m practicing to carry two waitress trays when I grow up. Mo’ money. Oh. No. Hell. No. Who... Read more

  Posted on 25 April 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives: Does It Get Any Better? Not Too Much Whining, Some Memoir Signing...

  

  Just keep talkin’, Renee. I’ve got five friends right here that want to meet your face. Forget Ramona’s jewels. The Feds should confiscate these weapons as... Read more

  Posted on 23 April 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: It’s Time To Pop In Your Pappy And Slam A Few Hooters...

  

  I never said her kid was ugly. I said butt ugly. Get it right. Pffffthh… Oh, it’s going down, bitch. I’ll wipe that smirk and all that Kool-Aid off your punk a*... Read more

  Posted on 19 April 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, LIFESTYLE, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms Miami: Wobbly Knees And Some Adolescent Insecurities. It’s Beauty...

  

  Oh. Hell. No. That pretty one did not just score her kid another solo. Dude. Seriously. I can’t even look at you in that hat. Do you even own a mirror? I will... Read more

  Posted on 18 April 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Eden’s World: It’s Star Wars On Glitter. New York City Braces For Impact As The...

  

  Cuz it’s my world, bitches. That’s why. Any questions? When she screeches that Cutie Patootie nonsense, release the nukes. Not even an army of tanked up Pixie... Read more

  Posted on 17 April 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives: Boxing Punches, Gossipy Lunches & Some Rat Snitch Hunches. The Feds...

  

  Seriously. That is (bleeped) up. So (bleepin’ bleeped) up, Dude. (Bleep.) To think I would go against my Dad is (bleeped) up. I can’t even wire the (bleepin’)... Read more

  Posted on 16 April 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: It Might Be Eden’s World, But It Sure Looked Like Honey Boo...

  

  A moment of silence as we give thanks to the Reality TV Gods for blessing us with this hot mess of a nugget. That’s all I have to say. Watch. Enjoy. Sparkle,... Read more

  Posted on 15 April 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• DanCool Tube: I Can’t Stand It…More Classic John Roberts. What Do You Mean...

  

  What do you mean no new video?  It’s been waaay too long. John Roberts, whose main claim to fame is (or should be) making me laugh until I black out, has been s... Read more

  Posted on 15 April 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Not Even Your Pageant Arsenal Can Prepare You For Survival...

  

  When I tear up the stage, my hair can’t ever be bigger than my attitude or ego. Cuz I’m all that. My goal is Ultimate Supreme…and to wear these earrings... Read more

  Posted on 12 April 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms Miami: The Moms Are Making Waves And It’s Not Pretty. There’s...

  

  They hate me because I’m pretty and stuff. Seriously? Now it’s blue? Does this chick next to me own that skanky top in every color? I mean, come on. Look at... Read more

  Posted on 11 April 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms Miami: Get Out Of The Way, Abby Lee. There’s A Whole New Batch Of...

  

  This is the same face I make when I hate something or eat a good juicy burger. Where you at, Bitch? Hit me up on my Sidekick after recess, mmmkay? I’m not just... Read more

  Posted on 07 April 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Darling Divas Take Manhattan. Get Ready For Some Fake...

  

  Girl, I don’t need no hooker outfit. Just a fake tan, fake hair, fake nails and my Hello Kitty lip gloss. Oh it’s on, Paisley. Boogers. Boogers. Boogers.... Read more

  Posted on 05 April 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: It’s The End Of The Dance World As We Know It. New York City Crumble...

  

  I really thought I could make it two full seasons without popping off on that bitch. Dang. I know, Peanut. It’s called Real Life for a reason. I’m not a big... Read more

  Posted on 04 April 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives: So Did Youz All Hear The Rumours? All Of Staten Island Reacts To The...

  

  And I was all like “Girrrrl, pleez. I smell a rat up in this hizzle fo’ shizzle, bitch.” And I was all like “OMG Junior! WTF and stuff. Duh.” And I was all... Read more

  Posted on 02 April 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO