Molly Thiersch

LATEST ARTICLES ( 36 )

• Today I Ate Paste But It’s Totally Fine Because It Was BROWNIE Paste (With A...

  

  I have a serious weakness for chocolate. I love it. It is up there with my husband and kids on the List of Things I Love. I love it more than any other candy.... Read more

  Posted on 10 June 2014 FAMILY, SELF EXPRESSION

• The Best Baby Toy On Earth--Just Ask My 6-Year-Old

  

  Last week marked my little girl’s first birthday. A very, very special day, indeed. But, that day was also Thursday. Which means in addition to celebrating her... Read more

  Posted on 02 June 2014 FAMILY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Once Again, I Owned Daylight Savings Time

  

  This is not a humble brag post. You know humble brags? When someone wants to brag but doesn’t want to seem like they’re bragging? They’re all over... Read more

  Posted on 14 April 2014 FAMILY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Wholly Half-Assed Valentines Day Cookies

  

  It’s important to start holiday traditions early, when your children are young. That way, they’ll have years and years of memories to talk about with each... Read more

  Posted on 11 February 2014 FAMILY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Chocolate, Coffee, and Wine: Breakfast of Champions?

  

  Anyone who knows me even a little bit knows that I have a serious taste for chocolate. Like, SERIOUS. I will eat chocolate in pretty much any form. To be honest... Read more

  Posted on 06 February 2014 FAMILY, FOOD & DRINK, SELF EXPRESSION

• Philip Seymour Hoffman--What Does Addiction "Look" Like?

  

  Like a lot of people, I was shocked to learn that Philip Seymour Hoffman died of an apparent drug overdose yesterday. I had no idea that he had struggled with... Read more

  Posted on 04 February 2014 CELEB, FAMILY, SELF EXPRESSION

• I Used To Be The Best Mom On Earth. For Real.

  

  I used to be the bestmom. I’m not kidding—I was the BEST. I knew how to quiet a crying infant, how to get a toddler to sleep through the night, how to teach a... Read more

  Posted on 28 January 2014 FAMILY, SELF EXPRESSION

• I'm OK With Not Being A MILF As Long As I Don't Have To Clean Up Pee Anymore

  

  Someone has been peeing on the floor and walls around our toilet.Yes, I am the mother of two small boys, so I expect a certain amount of, um…spray. That’s... Read more

  Posted on 21 January 2014 FAMILY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Brain Cells--Who Needs 'Em? Monthly Momfessional

  

  They say confession is good for the soul, right? Kind of like “they” say red wine and chocolate are good for the heart? Well “they” sound like very wise... Read more

  Posted on 13 January 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, FAMILY, SELF EXPRESSION, TV & VIDEO

• Daylight Savings, I Am The Boss Of You

  

  All parents know that Daylight Savings Time is evil, evil, evil. “Spring Forward” is confusing and a pain, and “Fall Back?” Well, “Fall Back” makes me straight... Read more

  Posted on 04 November 2013 SELF EXPRESSION

• See? I TOLD You There Are Chupacabras Living In Our Backyard

  

  Hmph. Maybe now they will believe me.And by “they,” I mean, of course, “my husband.” My normally quite rational, logical husband, who refuses to look at the... Read more

  Posted on 31 October 2013 SELF EXPRESSION

• Thanks to CNN, I Have Rage in Me

  

  . And not just a little rage. A whole lot of white-hot, burning, what-the-hell-is-humanity-coming-to rage.Of course, it’s not CNN’s fault. They just report the... Read more

  Posted on 29 August 2013 FAMILY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Gee, Thanks, Miley Cyrus, for Leading Me Down a Twerking Internet Rabbit Hole...

  

  So, look. I didn’t watch the Video Music Awards. I didn’t even know they were on yesterday until I got on Facebook. I wasn’t even aware that MTV still gave vide... Read more

  Posted on 27 August 2013 FAMILY, SELF EXPRESSION

• I Feel Sorry For My Son's Teacher

  

  It’s Back-to-School time, and although our school year hasn’t quite started here, I already feel sorry for my son’s teacher. Here’s why:For the past couple of... Read more

  Posted on 24 August 2013 FAMILY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Be Careful What You Wish For...You Might Get Pregnant

  

  This post is the latest in my "Way-Back Wednesday" series (on the third Wednesday of each month, I revisit one of my favorite posts from the past). Enjoy! Read more

  Posted on 18 May 2013 FAMILY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Don't Tell Me What to Feed My Baby!

  

  Not long ago on my blog, I shared my indecision about trying for a third child. Despite the lack of sleep, I always look back on my boys’ baby years fondly;... Read more

  Posted on 14 May 2013 FAMILY, SELF EXPRESSION

• I'm Pregnant and Nesting...Sort Of

  

  This post is the latest in my "Way-Back Wednesday" series (on the third Wednesday of each month, I revisit one of my favorite posts from the past). Enjoy! It's... Read more

  Posted on 19 April 2013 FAMILY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Pregnancy and Grief, Or How To Get Nothing Done

  

  This post is the latest in my "Way-Back Wednesday" series (on the third Wednesday of each month, I revisit one of my favorite posts from the past). Enjoy! Read more

  Posted on 21 March 2013 FAMILY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Mommy? No! I Am...VAGINA PERSON!

  

  You are a poopy stinky butt!Well, not YOU, exactly. Really, more like everyone. Everyone is a poopy, stinky butt.According to my four-year-old, that is.The... Read more

  Posted on 08 March 2013 FAMILY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Sorry Kids, Mommy's Outta Here

  

  This post is the second in my "Way-Back Wednesday" series (on the third Wednesday of each month, I revisit one of my favorite posts from the past). Enjoy!... Read more

  Posted on 20 February 2013 FAMILY, SELF EXPRESSION