Christopher De Voss

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• Chewbacca Arrested While Campaigning for Vader

  

  So apparently, this past Sunday, while we were all watching football and discussing Donald Trump’s hair, Chewbacca was in Odessa, Ukraine getting... Read more

  Posted on 29 October 2015 HUMOR

• The Creepiest Cookies Ever

  

  Halloween is coming up and this time around it falls on Saturday, so there’s bound to be a ton of costume parties everywhere.   Whether you’re attending one or... Read more

  Posted on 28 October 2015 HUMOR

• My Interview With A Long Awkward Pause Hater

  

  Not everybody is going to like what you do, and that’s fine. Art comes in many forms and if we all liked the same style of it, then the world would be a rather... Read more

  Posted on 26 October 2015 HUMOR

• Lamar Odom – I Don’t Care

  

  Perhaps you’ve heard that former NBA player and current Kardashian victim, Lamar Odom has fallen ill most unexpectedly. What kind of world do we live in where... Read more

  Posted on 23 October 2015 HUMOR

• 7 Ways to Get Your Kid to Drop the Video Game…in a Flash

  

  “No. I can’t leave,” my son says, his voice tight and low. “I’m in the middle of a raid!”These words are from the mouth of my tweener son, twelve years of... Read more

  Posted on 20 October 2015 HUMOR

• Over the Line Show #25 McDonald’s New FrankNMuffin!

  

  On Today’s Show:Topics include Joe’s Grumpy Haircut, The Democratic Debates, Randy Quaid, McDonald’s All Day Breakfast Menu, Lamar Odom, The NBA, John Stamos an... Read more

  Posted on 19 October 2015 HUMOR

• Social Saturdays Volume Five

  

  Welcome to another installment of:Social Saturdays!This is where we find out what the staff members of Long Awkward Pause are Tweeting, Facebooking,... Read more

  Posted on 17 October 2015 HUMOR

• I’m the Male Jennifer Aniston

  

  Why are you laughing?It’s true in so many ways.  We’re both damn good looking even though we’re on the wrong side of forty.   We’re both adored and emulated by... Read more

  Posted on 15 October 2015 HUMOR

• In Which The Dog and I Discuss the New Pope

  

  I had a conversation with the dog today.  We were talking about the new pope.  For the first time ever, I am actually not only aware of the Pope’s activities,... Read more

  Posted on 13 October 2015 HUMOR

• Over the Line Show #24 Jay Leno Wants Your Job

  

  On Today’s Show:Topics include The Amazing Race, Cinnamon Oreos, Limited Time Foods vs. Regular Menu, Joe is Anti-Dunk, Toppings vs. Read more

  Posted on 12 October 2015 HUMOR

• Social Saturdays Volume Four

  

  Welcome to another installment of:Social Saturdays!This is where we find out what the staff members of Long Awkward Pause are Tweeting, Facebooking,... Read more

  Posted on 10 October 2015 HUMOR

• The End Of The World Didn’t Happen, Again.

  

  If you’re reading this, the world didn’t end on Wednesday, as predicted. As worlds go, I guess ours is sort of unreliable that way. Read more

  Posted on 08 October 2015 HUMOR

• How To Slow Down Time

  

  It’s not only that time goes by so quickly or our attention spans are low. It’s context. Within a two-week period, we jump from a summer state-of-mind to fall... Read more

  Posted on 05 October 2015 HUMOR

• Social Saturdays Volume Three

  

  Welcome to another installment of:Social Saturdays!This is where we find out what the staff members of Long Awkward Pause are Tweeting, Facebooking,... Read more

  Posted on 03 October 2015 HUMOR

• Breaking News: This Spectacular Astronomical Event Visible Today Will Rival...

  

  Last Sunday night, many of you have watched a rare full lunar eclipse, which coincided with the Supermoon, blood moon, and harvest moon. Read more

  Posted on 02 October 2015 HUMOR

• Mars + Facebook Down = End Of The World

  

  “There is water on Mars! There is water on Mars!” screamed Lidia, our present secretary here at the offices of Long Awkward Pause. Read more

  Posted on 01 October 2015 HUMOR

• Over the Line Show #23 The Trouble With Pickles

  

  On Today’s Show:Topics include Joe’s Plastic Car Accident, The Cream Puff Eating Contest, Jessie Makes The Podcast, Facebook goes Down and the Dislike Button,... Read more

  Posted on 30 September 2015 HUMOR

• Warning Labels Could Be Impeding the Natural Selection Process

  

  There was a time when manufacturers included warnings on their products as a way to provide useful information that could potentially save our lives. Or, at... Read more

  Posted on 28 September 2015 HUMOR

• Social Saturdays Volume Two

  

  Welcome to another installment of:Social Saturdays!This is where we find out what the staff members of Long Awkward Pause are Tweeting, Facebooking,... Read more

  Posted on 26 September 2015 HUMOR

• Over the Line Podcast #22 Publicity On The Back Of Gay Doritos

  

  On Today’s Show:Topics include the Columbus Clippers champions of the universe, fantasy football, Scott Walker drops out, 67th Emmy’s recap, Arnold... Read more

  Posted on 24 September 2015 HUMOR