Christopher De Voss

LATEST ARTICLES ( 575 )

• The Trouble With Having A Land Line

  

  house phone is that no one calls you on it except solicitors, telemarketers, and debit collectors. It came with the cable bundle or else we would not have it.... Read more

  Posted on 09 September 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• L.A.P. By The Numbers: Coffee

  Here is a break down of Coffee week:Total Number of posts about Coffee: 4Total Number of Comments: 151 +Total Number of Anti-Coffee Protesters Camped Out In... Read more

  Posted on 07 September 2013 HUMOR

• Coffee - A Short Musical

  Reblogged from Long Awkward Pause: Curtain opens to a minimalist setting. A man dressed in a three piece suit sits at a table sipping a cup of coffee. His name... Read more

  Posted on 05 September 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Coffee – A Short Musical

  Curtain opens to a minimalist setting. A man dressed in a three piece suit sits at a table sipping a cup of coffee. His name is Ralph.Ralph: (Calling off... Read more

  Posted on 04 September 2013 HUMOR

• Are You Addicted to Caffine?

  Dear America,Land of the brave, the free. There is a new killer drug in your mist and it isn’t cocaine, heroin, advil or nickatine.IT’S CAFFEIEN!!!Yes, this... Read more

  Posted on 03 September 2013 HUMOR

• Nathan Vs Marvin And The Dump Truck

  Nathan had eaten so many salt and vinegar potato chips that the roof of his mouth hurt. His fingers were dusted in salt and chip particles. He  grabbed Lucy’s... Read more

  Posted on 02 September 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Iwrotethisinsixminutes!

  You know what I need? I need a cup of coffee. It’s 8:30pm here and I need to get this post done after waking at my normal 4:40am and doing a whole... Read more

  Posted on 02 September 2013 HUMOR

• Coffee Addicts Anonymous

  “My name is Justin.”“Hello, Justin.”“And I’m addicted to coffee.“I’m not-uh, not totally sure how this works; this is my first night. Do I just? Okay, I’ll... Read more

  Posted on 01 September 2013 HUMOR

• Long Awkward Pause On Coffee

  

  Hello!Howard Ganz here, manager of Long Awkward Pause, and I’m excited to introduce this week’s topic:Coffee!It was sent in to us from Sandy Osorno and reads;“H... Read more

  Posted on 31 August 2013 HUMOR

• Is It a Conspiracy, Or a Curiosity, That There Are No World Leaders Named Steve?

  

  Occasionally we will get probing questions from our readers for the staff to answer. Occasionally we don’t. Read more

  Posted on 30 August 2013 HUMOR

• If Blogging Invaded TV Shows

  

  :Local newspaper reporter Susie Stackedhouse knows how it feels to be an outcast. “Cursed” with the ability to post three times a day, she starts a blog about... Read more

  Posted on 29 August 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Heads Will Roll

  Warning: some Zombie fiction. I haven’t written one in awhile….The severed head bounced down the stairs hitting each one with the thud of a sick bowling... Read more

  Posted on 26 August 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Coffee – A Musical

  Curtain opens to a minimalist setting. A man dressed in a three piece suit sits at a table sipping a cup of coffee. His name is Ralph.Ralph: (Calling off... Read more

  Posted on 24 August 2013 HUMOR

• Meet Howard Gantz, Manager

  Hello, Howard Gantz, Manager here.In case you don’t who I am, I’m the manager of Long Awkward Pause. A hard but rewarding job that I do with pride every single... Read more

  Posted on 23 August 2013 HUMOR

• Some Skits Found While Digging In The Garage (Part Three…and Final…unless I...

  Part One is here.Part Two is here.Reminders:Side Note: While reading these, picture them being performed. (Especially this one.) It will be funnier.Side Note... Read more

  Posted on 22 August 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• My Simplistic Review Of The Simpson’s Tapped Out Help Blog With Guest Blogger Tom

  

  Hey…it’s me…Chris. I have an obsession…besides the one most of you know about (boobs)…it’s the Simpson’s Tapped Out Game. I play it at least three times a... Read more

  Posted on 19 August 2013 HUMOR

• L.A.P. Banned In China

  

  This has been reprinted with permission from the online version of the Ohio Llama Sun Gazette:  Super Blogging Group Long Awkward Pause Has Been Banned In... Read more

  Posted on 19 August 2013 HUMOR

• If You Had 5 Minutes to Talk to a Dung Beetle, What Would You Say?

  

  Occasionally we will get probing questions from our readers for the staff to answer. Occasionally we don’t. This could or could not be one of those occasions.... Read more

  Posted on 16 August 2013 HUMOR

• Some Skits Found While Digging In The Garage (Part Two)

  

  Part One is here. Reminders: Side Note: While reading these, picture them being performed. (Especially this one.) It will be funnier. Side Note 2: These are old... Read more

  Posted on 15 August 2013 HUMOR

• 10 Lame Ass Excuses for Not Attending Blogger Interactive

  

  Blogger Interactive is only a couple of months away and there are unlimited spots still available.  What is Blogger Interactive you ask? Read more

  Posted on 13 August 2013 HUMOR