Christopher De Voss

LATEST ARTICLES ( 575 )

• The Saturday Six: Comedians

  

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: What makes you laugh? Besides internet cat videos? Besides farts? Besides someone with a heavy German accent pronouncin... Read more

  Posted on 06 April 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Comedians

  

  What makes you laugh? Besides internet cat videos? Besides farts? Besides someone with a heavy German accent pronouncing the phrase, “I would like to butter you... Read more

  Posted on 05 April 2014 HUMOR

• Goodnight Malaysian Three Seven Zero

  

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: The recent furor over the exact wording of the last broadcast from the tragically lost airliner has us wishing for a... Read more

  Posted on 04 April 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Goodnight Malaysian Three Seven Zero

  

  The recent furor over the exact wording of the last broadcast from the tragically lost airliner has us wishing for a touch of moderation from the network... Read more

  Posted on 04 April 2014 HUMOR

• Warnog The Beer Of Champion Klingons

  

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: It’s Saturday night on the star ship. You and your fellow hundred companions are off duty for the evening. Read more

  Posted on 02 April 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Warnog The Beer Of Champion Klingons

  

  It’s Saturday night on the star ship. You and your fellow hundred companions are off duty for the evening. It’s time to head down to flight deck 12 where the ba... Read more

  Posted on 02 April 2014 HUMOR

• LAP Featured on WordPress News

  

  In case you missed it:For the first time ever, this is not a spoof news announcement:The entire LAP cast was featured on WordPress News, so please join us for a... Read more

  Posted on 01 April 2014 HUMOR

• Profile: Long Awkward Pause Is Anything But

  Originally posted on WordPress.com News: WordPress.com is home to millions of individual blogs, but also to lots of collaborative blogs where like-minded... Read more

  Posted on 31 March 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Recap of The Kid’s Choice Awards 2014 In Case You Purposely Missed It

  

  Children are our future and the choices they make today are a precursor to the America we will live in tomorrow. Therefore, I have decided to live blog the... Read more

  Posted on 30 March 2014 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Fixing The Signs

  

  6:30 am: Wake up6:31 am: Go back to bed6:35 am: Wake up again6:50 am: Get out of bed. You’re late!6:52 am: Sit on the toilet6:55 am: Get in the shower7:00 am:... Read more

  Posted on 29 March 2014 HUMOR

• The Subliminal Meaning Behind Inspirational Pinterest Posters

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: We try to keep things light and airy around here, and we do that by telling fart jokes, pulling the occasional rubber... Read more

  Posted on 29 March 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• The Subliminal Meaning Behind Inspirational Pinterest Posters

  

  We try to keep things light and airy around here, and we do that by telling fart jokes, pulling the occasional rubber chicken prank on De Voss, and by... Read more

  Posted on 28 March 2014 HUMOR

• The Stoopididity of Newspapers

  

  Hola, Y’all!I am the Fearless Leader of the Dumbass Horde, Head Janitor, Chief Bottle Washer and Man About Town at my blog, Dumbass News.I have been invited by... Read more

  Posted on 26 March 2014 HUMOR

• Tax Terms That Can Help Cover Your Assets

  

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: After clearing off the kitchen table and finding an outlet for the calculator, I sat down to do my taxes. Read more

  Posted on 24 March 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Tax Terms That Can Help Cover Your Assets

  

  After clearing off the kitchen table and finding an outlet for the calculator, I sat down to do my taxes. As always, I made sure to have all the necessary... Read more

  Posted on 24 March 2014 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Useless Thoughts

  

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: The fine folks at Useless And Sad bring us this week’s Saturday Six with their thought provoking Jack Handy-ish... Read more

  Posted on 23 March 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Can’t Decide On Those NCAA March Madness Brackets?

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: It’s March Madness time and this year I am once again using my tried and true method for selecting the NCAA tournament... Read more

  Posted on 22 March 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Useless Thoughts

  

  The fine folks at Useless And Sad bring us this week’s Saturday Six with their thought provoking Jack Handy-ish placards.Speaking of Jack Handy…what ever... Read more

  Posted on 22 March 2014 HUMOR

• 17 Things I Know For Sure

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: Hello again, dear listeners. Every day, every week, every year, every month, every one asks me the same question: “How... Read more

  Posted on 21 March 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Can’t Decide On Those NCAA March Madness Brackets?

  

  It’s March Madness time and this year I am once again using my tried and true method for selecting the NCAA tournament brackets. Read more

  Posted on 21 March 2014 HUMOR