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The Saturday Six: Fixing The Signs

By Christopher De Voss @chrisdevoss
 6:30 am: Wake up
6:31 am: Go back to bed
6:35 am: Wake up again
6:50 am: Get out of bed. You’re late!
6:52 am: Sit on the toilet
6:55 am: Get in the shower
7:00 am: Brush your teeth
7:02 am: Comb your hair
7:03 am: Get dressed
7:05 am: Eat a yogurt
7:09 am: Stuck in traffic
7:11 am: Realize everyday it’s the same old thing…
 
Wouldn’t it be nice if someone dressed up the everyday mundane things we come across…you know…just tweak it a little tiny bit? Just to change the world ever so slightly…
 
For example: you could move that hated potted plant to the other side of the room, you could eat a Nutter Butter Cookie instead of an Oreo, or you could wear your clothes inside out on alternate Tuesdays.
 
OR…
 
You could go on the internet where other people have taken their magic markers, stickers, and camera phones and have already dressed up the everyday mundane. Which they conveniently uploaded to the internet for us to enjoy on our same old boring looking laptops, tablets, and smart phones. 
 
First, look at this week’s Saturday Six and then secondly, go buy some stickers to put on your boring looking laptop.
 
Happy Saturday! 
 
 

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