Christopher De Voss

LATEST ARTICLES ( 575 )

• SOCIAL SATURDAYS Vol 20

  

  Welcome to Social Saturdays! This is the feature where you get to find out what the Long Awkward Pause staff members are posting onto the screaming void of... Read more

  Posted on 20 February 2016 HUMOR

• 10 New Major Endorsements Won By Donald Trump

  Last week, Donald Trump's presidential campaign had received a major boost when in a public appearance, former vice-presidential candidate and TV personality... Read more

  Posted on 19 February 2016 HUMOR

• Over the Line Show #38 The Pre-Clip Show

  On Today's Show: The Rule of the Clip Show, Three's Company Lyrics Dissected, Antonin Scalia, American Government 101, Donald Trump, Ted Cruz Can't Speak... Read more

  Posted on 17 February 2016 HUMOR

• SOCIAL SATURDAYS Vol 19

  

  Welcome to Social Saturdays! This is the feature where you get to find out what the Long Awkward Pause staff members are posting onto the screaming void of Kany... Read more

  Posted on 13 February 2016 HUMOR

• So….Got Any Big Plans for the Weekend?

  

  You almost forgot again, didn't you? Well, never mind, you've just got time. Stop what you're doing, before it's too late. Clear your schedule. Have you taken... Read more

  Posted on 12 February 2016 HUMOR

• Over the Line Show #37 Guest: Dr Smith

  On Today's Show: Guest Dr. Smith, Hockey Bowls, Cleveland Browns, Year of the Monkey, The Super Bowl, Manning Makes Out With Papa John, Best and Worst Super Bow... Read more

  Posted on 10 February 2016 HUMOR

• Ode to Mountain Dew

  

  According to Wikipedia, in 1940 two Tennessee beverage bottlers named Barney and Ally Hartman invented the formula for Mountain Dew. Below is my tribute to... Read more

  Posted on 08 February 2016 HUMOR

• SOCIAL SATURDAYS Vol 18

  

  Welcome to Social Saturdays! This is the feature where you get to find out what the Long Awkward Pause staff members are posting onto the screaming void of... Read more

  Posted on 06 February 2016 HUMOR

• See? We Don’t Know What Taco Bell’s New Menu Item is Either

  

  There are certain perks that come with being a syndicated columnist. For example, just last month at the Oregon Plumbling Convention, I was honored with... Read more

  Posted on 05 February 2016 HUMOR

• Over the Line Show #36 Bacon Cheeseburger Ring

  On Today's Show: Winning Big At Poker, Celebrity Apprentice, Joe Communistic Attitude Towards Dairy Queen, Cake Cone Tips, Batman bushes, American Crime, Cell... Read more

  Posted on 03 February 2016 HUMOR

• LAP’s Cooking Playlist

  

  I have two major passions in my life. Oops, forgot about the kids – make that THREE major passions in my life.   But this isn’t a mommy blog, so you’re stuck... Read more

  Posted on 01 February 2016 HUMOR

• Social Saturdays Volume 17

  

  Welcome to Social Saturdays! This is the feature where you get to find out what the Long Awkward Pause staff members are posting onto the screaming void of... Read more

  Posted on 30 January 2016 HUMOR

• LAP Chews Fat with Surgeon General About Obesity Problem

  

  Like many of you, I’ll never forget where I was when I heard the shocking news that obesity had officially become the No. 1 preventable health crisis in the... Read more

  Posted on 29 January 2016 HUMOR

• Over the Line Show #35 Eagles Vs Pink Floyd

  On Today's Show: Eye exams, Glenn Frey, Best selling albums of all time, Changes to the Oscars, Religious Donald Trump, TV's renewals and cancellations, Amy... Read more

  Posted on 27 January 2016 HUMOR

• LAP’s 2016 Super Bowl Thoughts and Predictions

  

  It's that time of year again. The time when we go semi-cray-cray and start figuring out creative ways to avoid our day jobs before and after the Super Bowl. ... Read more

  Posted on 25 January 2016 HUMOR

• Social Saturdays Volume 16

  

  Welcome to Social Saturdays! This is the feature where you get to find out what the Long Awkward Pause staff members are posting onto the screaming void of Osca... Read more

  Posted on 23 January 2016 HUMOR

• Eclectic; A Hipster Conversation

  From the Merriam Webster online dictionary- ECLECTIC: (n) one who uses a method or approach that is composed of elements drawn from various sources; one who use... Read more

  Posted on 22 January 2016 HUMOR

• Over the Line Show #34 Everybody Is Curious

  On Today's Show: Laryngitis Awareness, Girl meets World meets Girl, Women daytime talk shows, Al Rooker is funny, Powerball Winners and losers, GoFund Me,... Read more

  Posted on 20 January 2016 HUMOR

• Men That Cannot Get Laid

  Have you ever met a straight man and thought to yourself...hmmmmmmmmmmm the only vagina you have ever seen was the one that you gave you life? The reason why... Read more

  Posted on 18 January 2016 HUMOR

• Social Saturdays Volume 15

  

  Welcome to Social Saturdays! This is the feature where you get to find out what the Long Awkward Pause staff members are posting onto the screaming void of... Read more

  Posted on 16 January 2016 HUMOR