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• Those Pearly Whites

  Aside from the costs involved, I don’t mind going to the dentist. In fact, at the risk of raising my weirdo quotient up a bit, I will admit I kind of even like... Read more

  Posted on 17 May 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• The Price Is Right

  If you don’t get a little bit excited for Sundays because the new grocery ad and coupon books arrive in the paper, then you probably won’t relate to this post.... Read more

  Posted on 13 May 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Employee of the Month

  Scene: Job interview at Hypothetical Honesty Office Co. Important Company Person: Hello! Thank you for coming in for this interview today. Your resume is... Read more

  Posted on 09 May 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Never Any Doubt

  

  Mother’s Day is fast approaching, which means there will probably be a (well-deserved) wave of posts honoring the women who brought us all into this world. I... Read more

  Posted on 06 May 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Pedestrian Crossing

  

  While I hate to curse things, I think it’s safe to say that spring has finally sprung in these parts. This means a) the eternal battle with the woodchuck in... Read more

  Posted on 03 May 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• A Match for Martha

  

  I heard that in an interview with Matt Lauer on the “TODAY” show, Martha Stewart, 71, said that she’s had trouble meeting a male friend with benefits and... Read more

  Posted on 30 April 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Exclusive Interview: Vanilla Ice

  

  Scene: An unprepared reporter interviews Robert Van Winkle, aka Vanilla Ice Sorry if I’m a bit flustered, but I’m actually not the person who was supposed to... Read more

  Posted on 26 April 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Master of Your Domain

  

  Living alone means that all the household chores are my responsibility. While I generally don’t mind cleaning—thank you OCD!—and actually find it relaxing at... Read more

  Posted on 23 April 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Because You’re Human

  When give a dose of twisted reality, much like the tragedy in Boston, we’re also given a dose of perspective. Things are completely out of our control. There ar... Read more

  Posted on 19 April 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Perishable Puns

  It started off simple enough with this lame Facebook status: “I’m just a fungi with high morels looking to shoot the shiitake with a cute little button like... Read more

  Posted on 16 April 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• A Letter to My New Yoga Pants

  I understand you had higher hopes for where you’d end up, maybe some fashion-forward type with a perky butt that would fill you out better than I can and wear... Read more

  Posted on 12 April 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Be Kind, Rewind

  

  I actually rented a movie a couple weeks ago. This is news because I have the attention span of a manic gnat with ADD and prefer just to watch TV shows that... Read more

  Posted on 09 April 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• A Raw Deal

  

  Now I don’t want to curse anything, especially seeing as I haven’t heard back yet, but I think there’s a really good chance my ship might have finally come in,... Read more

  Posted on 04 April 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Senior Moments: Spring Break

  

  Given the proliferation of Florida pictures in my Facebook feed, it’s become apparent that it’s currently Spring Break season. In the words of the immortal... Read more

  Posted on 01 April 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Where Do I Send the Check?

  Being a single woman who supports herself and an increasingly needy feline, I’m kind of picky on how I spend my increasingly decreasing money. Read more

  Posted on 28 March 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• What I’ve Learned from Blogging

  Someone asked me how long I’ve been blogging, and just like when asked what my natural hair color is, I kind of blanked out. But long story short, I would say... Read more

  Posted on 25 March 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Headlines From My House

  There’s nothing like an eye-catching headline to draw you into reading a news story, right? That’s why I’m providing you with some Headlines from my House. Read more

  Posted on 21 March 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Breaking News

  

  I’m not really into the news. While I think it’s important to know what’s going on, I’m okay with just grazing the surface with minimal awareness to the... Read more

  Posted on 18 March 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• It’s (not) Complicated

  

  Long story short: People complicate things. Long story long: I’m using my cat as a reference even though I’m not particularly thrilled about owning a cat. Read more

  Posted on 14 March 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• A Matter of Taste

  

  The fact that the employees at my local grocery store pretty much know me by name is no secret. Along with multiple stops during the week for myself, I also do... Read more

  Posted on 11 March 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION