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• More Headlines From My House

  It’s been a few months since I’ve shared some headlines from my house, so I figured it was time for an update. More Headlines From My House Nemo Found. Dory... Read more

  Posted on 17 October 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Blinded By the Light

  I had to go to the eye doctor last week.My old one retired and I had been putting it off, but I decided to be an adult and go get a check-up, if only to see if... Read more

  Posted on 13 October 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Odds and Ends

  

  I actually have a new post to publish, but I like to read my posts out loud to the cat before I publish them so that I can prepare myself for no emotional... Read more

  Posted on 10 October 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• A Boobie Trap

  

  Last week I overheard the neighbor kid say that he got to touch a boob, which got me thinking. First, he made it sound like a pretty big deal so I wondered if... Read more

  Posted on 08 October 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Why I’m Glad I Grew Up When I Did

  

  Children of the ’80s and early ’90s had to endure the mental anguish of trying to manually untwist the insides of a cassette tape, but all in all, I look back... Read more

  Posted on 03 October 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Pajama Party

  

  Aside from the fact that I believe Sundays are for washing floors and not my hair, part of the reason I enjoy Sundays is that the new grocery ads and coupons... Read more

  Posted on 30 September 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Judge Judy Meets Judy Garland

  You are about to enter the courtroom of Judge Judith Sheindlin. The people are real, the cases are real, the rulings are final. This is Judge Judy. Read more

  Posted on 27 September 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Festive Fall Tips for the Domestically Disabled

  

  Considering the fact that middle class white women are freaking out over everything pumpkin flavored, it’s safe to say that fall has arrived. Seeing as I hate 9... Read more

  Posted on 23 September 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• When You Don’t Know What to Say

  “The friend that holds your hand and says the wrong thing is made of dearer stuff than the one who stays away.” –Barbara KingsolverThis quote has always spoken... Read more

  Posted on 19 September 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Citizen’s Arrest

  Do you know why I pulled you over today? This is a citizen’s arrest, my friend. You have the crappiest car on the road, yet pimped it out with a large spoiler... Read more

  Posted on 16 September 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Waxing Poetic

  I was going to blog about getting my eyebrows waxed out of my head—a rare occurrence—but then I realized I had already blogged about it a couple of years ago. Read more

  Posted on 13 September 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Getting a Busy Signal

  I’ve recently rediscovered my love for reading books. My love of reading isn’t anything new, but allowing myself unlimited “free” time to sit on the deck to rea... Read more

  Posted on 10 September 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Talking Trash

  When the weather permits, I do a lot of walking. And even though I’ve ranted before about the perils of pedestrian life, there is another facet of this... Read more

  Posted on 05 September 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Hair to Dye For

  Does your hair need a new hue? Don’t spend upwards of $120 every six weeks to get tinfoil wrapped around your head while you eavesdrop on the conversations of... Read more

  Posted on 03 September 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Grocery Girl Gone Wild

  There are some things that you can’t “unsee,” and the naked body of a local grocery store cashier on display in the gym locker room is one of those things. Read more

  Posted on 28 August 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• That’s What Friends Are For

  This is a little embarrassing to admit, but I don’t really have a best friend. Growing up I had a few close girlfriends, but being stuck in school with... Read more

  Posted on 25 August 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Recalculating

  Not to brag or anything, but I’m pretty good at car karaoke. While most of the time I’m listening to sports talk radio, occasionally I’ll bust out with some... Read more

  Posted on 20 August 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• A Letter to the One “Real” Bra That I Wear

  Hello Bosom Buddy, We’ve been together more than a decade, which is technically a longer and more intimate relationship than I’ve had with anyone who isn’t... Read more

  Posted on 15 August 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Added Value

  I’ve heard it said that in order to “build your brand” and become a bighugeimportantblogger that you should always make sure that your readers are given every... Read more

  Posted on 12 August 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• You Have Lipstick on Your Teeth

  

  I originally had a different post planned for today, but that will have to wait a couple of days. Why, you ask? Because instead I have a very cool thing to... Read more

  Posted on 08 August 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION