Cliches have been around for centuries. We all know them. We all use them.
Some of us love them.
Some of us love them too much.
One subject cliches have yet to tackle is:
Social Media!
You know…Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, FarmersOnly.com, etc.
We understand that most of these sayings were written around the same time that the Bible hit the Gutenberg printing press, but we feel it is time for some updated sayings to reflect today’s modern and fast paced Internet world.
With that premise in mind, Long Awkward Pause presents: Updated Cliches For The Social Media World:
source: techxplore.com
Original:
Forgive and Forget
Update:
Forgive and Remember It Does No Good To Post Cryptic Status Updates On Facebook (Or Even Those Sappy Pictures With The Nature Background and Some Motivational and/or Sappy Quote)
source: iphonelife.com
Original:
Every Cloud Has A Silver Lining
Update:
Every iCloud Has A Hack, Don’t Store Your Nude Pictures There
source: play.google.com
Original:
Don’t Judge A Book By It’s Cover
Update:
Don’t Judge An Instagram Photo By It’s Filter
source: play.google.com
Original:
Cat Got Your Tongue?
Update:
Can’t Get Your Thoughts Out In 140 Characters (or less) ?
source: play.google.com
Original:
Don’t Cry Over Spilt Milk
Update:
Don’t Expect Your Cupcakes To Look Like The Picture You Saw On Pinterest
source: play.google.com
Original:
At The Speed Of Light
Update:
As Quick As A Snapchat Boob Shot Disappears
source: twitter.com
Original:
It’s Better to have Loved and Lost than to have Never Loved at All.
Update:
It’s Better to Swipe Right and Be Blocked, than to Never Have Swiped Right at All
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