Hahahahahahahahaha! I love insanely creative and disturbing crazy shit like this, maybe I'm just a natural story-listener...
While this blogger'd be the first to shriek and rant and rave and scream with total conviction that, "I am not a Flat Earther, I am not a Flat Earther, I am not a Flat Earther," I realize that such a squared-circle construct would make Ice Ages (pressure changes) and Noah Floods (turning on the tap) much easier to achieve with no celestial intervention from either rocks or UFOs. And the dinosaurs could have still existed, the underfloor lava-heating would incinerate any history beyond a few tens of thousands of years, in theory.
I realize this really convincing documentary from Mark Sargent comes pre-loaded with golden-honey spoonfuls of Neuro-Linguistic Pre-programming and his cleverly-scripted and carefully-hypnotic narration style is like a victim moth to a lurid flame, but...
Dark City, Truman Show, The Village - Hollywood knows Flat Earth is real, right? And this documentary would make the perfect Hollywood film, as is; make it now for a 2017 all-theatre global release. Get ready to question everything, right? Ready? Steady? Go...
EVENING UPDATE: look, "I am not a Flat Earther, I am not a Flat Earther, I am not a Flat Earther," and I really don't like doing this to you'all, but... I've gone off and watched some more, well a lot more, Flat Earth videos (or those claiming to be so) since posting this morning's UNDER THE DOME polemic and you know what? Curvature of the Earth and fish-eye lenses... this is a crackin' video amendment for you to experience for yourselves, use your own judgment - this might just all be bullshit, and it might all be PROVABLE USING MATH.
And though I already know it, I got really afraid when the following video showed a) Obama using his pre-scripted public-speech time to denounce this (ludicrous!) Flat Earth concept and b) "Every country is a tax farm."
