Celeb Magazine

UC Santa Barbara Fan Storms Court During Game

By Ceboscuit @ceboscuit
March 7, 2014

UCSBStudent1

Um, bro, chill out.  Take your SoCo hair, your skinny jeans and your lack of any testosterone and get out of my face.  How is life that bad that you need to take it out on the opposing team’s coach.  I mean, does it have something to do with the fact that Hawaii is maybe the only place with better weather than California?  Did he not get accepted at Hawaii?  I mean what gives?

Also, asking someone to come at you while running away is rule #1 in “How to prove that you’re a complete and utter pussy.”  Just saying.

UCSBStudent

P.S. I just did a 10 day forecast for Santa Barbara….get the hell out of my face UCSB bro and go lay on the beach or something.  I’m over here in Baltimore hoping that it gets above 40 at some point.

10DaySB

Post navigation

← Nevada’s Deonte Burton Threw Down A Vicious Dunk Last Night  

Back to Featured Articles on Logo Paperblog