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Trump Probably Really IS Snorting Adderall

By Therealmcteag @therealmcteag

Remember that debate performance where Trump was wildly snorting and yelling? Okay, trick question, its most every time he talks in public. After that first debate though even Carrie Fisher, who knew what she was talking about, said she saw clearly that Trump had been snorting drugs with her usual “Takes one to know one” honesty.

Trump Probably Really IS Snorting Adderall
Recent accusations that he snorts adderall “because he can’t read” fall in line with other questions about Trump’s literacy that we’ve delved into at length here.

He’s pretty funny, but the Trump riff starts at about 3:30

Noel correctly points out that Trump’s doing a drug invented by the Nazi’s to make people meaner and hyperalert.

After breezing over the wikipedia entry for adderall  I can tell you its considered a form of methamphetamine and is supposed to be used for people with ADHD, a concentration deficit.

The really interesting stuff was the effects of overdosing or just messing around with it.  Increased Apprehension? Sounds like Trump. Psychosis is in there too. We’ve seen like 3 psychotic breaks from reality from this president just this week on Twitter.

And as far as not being able to read? Too many people are saying it now. Maybe he can’t concentrate to read? It looks like a good bet right now.

Seeing as how it’s now well known Hitler was also a huge fan of a methamphetamine it’s even more likely that’s what Trump  does a few blasts before a rally. And NOT as much (or a HUGE amount?) when hes reading off the teleprompter at other, usually official events. At these moments he’s just distant and emotionless.

Another interesting thing associated with abusing the stuff is it messes up your circulation. Especially the extremities. This brings to mind how it took about 5 minutes for Macron’s thumbprint on the back of Trumps hand to go away. remember that? Probably Franch Intel services told him to crush his hand a little so they could see if this happened.

Trump Probably Really IS Snorting Adderall

I’m guessing most foreign governments are operating under the assumption the presidents on drugs.

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