Something we enjoy doing each week is to pull out the quotes that we think are the best from each True Blood episode. The criteria for a quote to make our list is that the it must stand on it’s own when taken out of context.
Our FAVORITE quote from each of the episode is below in “BOLD.” If you have a favorite that is not listed below, feel free to tell us your favorite in the comments below!
Eps, 7.07 “May Be The Last Time”
Andy: Even if they don’t want to answer, teenagers can have a pavlovian response to a ringing cell phone.
Bill: Sookie, please, I’m not dead yet.
Andy: When we get their I’m gonna hug ‘em, but then I’m gonna kill ‘em.
Violet to Wade and Adilyn: and, for what’s its worth, when I was your age, I used fo f*ck my brother too. Alot.
Violet to Wade and Adilyn: so there’s a fully stocked fridge with snacks, sling is over there, nipple clamps on the bedside table with erotic oils and handcuffs, dildos and toys are on the wall.
Violet to Wade: Your imagination’s a muscle, use it, or lose it.
Violet to Wade and Adilyn: I love, love and watching love flourish is all the thanks I need.
Violet to Wade and Adilyn: Have fun “f*cking.”
Arlene to Keith: You’re very attractive, but I”m not a fangbanger. A human with a vampire is just wrong.
Pam: She’s the anecdote Eric, she can heal you. This isn’t about capture and kill anymore.
Pam to Mr. Gus: You want Eric to be your vampire spokesperson for your vampire Jenny Craig commercials?
Mr. Gus: You have to admit, he is a handsome devil.
Sookie to Jessica: I meet people every day that they don’t believe in miracles. Sometimes they don’t say it, sometimes they’re just think it, but when I hear that I just want to shake them because how can you not believe in miracles and magic when they’re happening all around us every single day. There’s a miracle out there just waiting for Bill; I just have to go out there and find it.
Arlene to Bridget: Nice to meet you Ms. Bardot.
Dr. Ludwig to Sookie: I fear nothing and no one and I have no natural enemies.
Dr. Ludwig to Sookie: Oh, how very spooky, a cemetery.
Dr. Ludwig to Bill: Put your fangs away son and meet me in the parlor.
Dr. Ludwig to Bill: Nasty, Nasty, Nasty. Congratulations Mr. Compton, they said it could not be done, but you have thoroughly grossed me out.
Sookie to Dr. Ludwig: I gotta say Dr. Ludwig, I’m a little curious about your bedside manner.
Dr. Ludwig to Sookie: News flash: Sometimes monogamy means one thing to hopelessly romantic blonde girls and something all together different to their vampire lovers.
Niall about Dr. Ludwig: If this munchkin doctor doesn’t know how to heal him, then, what can I do?
Niall to Sookie: Dwarfs have an innate fear of us, maybe it’s because we’ve killed so many in the past.
Sookie to Niall: You say we’re royalty, but other than the vampire killin’ light ball that I can only use once, by the way, I can’t think of a single fucking advantage of being what we are.
Andy: Hey kids, if you’re not wearing any clothes, you’d better put some on cause we’re comin’ in.
Niall to Sookie: There’s magic in the ordinary Sook. There’s magic in the things we can see. Birth is a miracle, love is a miracle, death is a miracle, forgiveness is a miracle, especially if you can learn to forgive yourself.
Niall to Sookie:There are some things that can be fixed with magic, but your vampire friend is not one of them.
Sookie to Bill: I’m not going to leave you, I’m going to stay with you until the very end.
Sarah to herself: I am the cure, I am the messiah, I choose myself.
