Something we enjoy doing each week is to pull out the quotes that we think are the best from each True Blood episode. The criteria for a quote to make our list is that the it must stand on it’s own when taken out of context.
Our BEST from the third episode below is in “BOLD.” As I said in my “Ramdom Thoughts” review of this episode, it was the best so far this season and the amount of quotations that were great proves that below. I tried to pair them down as much as I can to only include the very best, but if you have a favorite that is not listed below, feel free to tell us your favorite in the comments below!
Eps, 4 “Death Is Not the End” – Best Quotes
Pam to Magister: I’m sorry, did we fuck and I blocked it out?
Magister: This place smells like sperm and piss and bad hair dye and it’s all yours.
Eric: Leave it to humans to make sex this depressing.
Sookie: We like to be held.
Jessica: We’re up here if you want to join my “interfuckinvention.”
Sookie: In my eyes those three dead faery girls are just the tip of the fuckin’ iceburg around here. So what if they’re dead, Alcide’s dead, Tara’s dead, almost everyone I’ve known and loved is dead and even as we’re talking right now Jessica, you’re dead, too. So, I’m sorry but I just don’t give a fuck about you or your problems. My friends are being held at Fangtasia and I am gonna need a lot of help tonight and whether you admint it or not, I have been good to you. So, are you gonna help me or not?
Ginger: I’m looking for the “Fearless Vampire Killers,” or “Pardon Me, Your Teeth Are In My Neck” from 1967. David Cronenberg, “Rabid,” from 1977 and “Kronos,” which I’m not even sure is out yet.
Ginger: You’re looking at me like I’m some obsessed fan, I’m not. It’s not like I think vampires are real or anything.
Eric: Enchante, Ginger, welcome to our shit hole.
Bill: Because I owe you everything.
Sookie: I’m going to need you at your strongest for tonight, “It’s just lunch.”
Lafayette: Step aside hooker; give a real hooker a shot.
Jessica: Vampires, we call ourselves immortal, we ain’t immortal, not if we have to feed on innocent people to survive.
Lafayette: I accept the fact that I’m a deeply flawed ass mother fucker and one of those flaws being that I am shakin’ in my boots, scared as hell figuring out what death is like.
Lafayette: Come on baby girl, show me those baby fangs of yours.
Ginger: This shitty chair just might the start of a new future for you.
Ginger: Sex sells and Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne. He sits up there, this thing you can see but cannot have and so everyone just gets hornier and hornier until they just can’t take in anymore and they start losing control of how many drinks they’re ordering. Poor things, might as well just leave their wallets at the door because when the sun comes up on Fangtasia, there won’t be anything left of them anyhow.
Pam: Ginger, I’m so sorry for what I’m about to do. This idea of yours, “Fangtasia,” I’m going to tell Eric it’s mine.
Jason: This is our Normandy; who’s with me.
Bill: Jason we suffered over 200,000 casualties in Normandy; the beaches were stained with blood for years afterwards.
Jason: Fuck, history’s a bitch.
Eric: Pam tells me you wrote a book in which you claim not to be an asshole anymore. Is this true, Bill?
Pam: Need I remind you, we have a Christian to kill?
Arlene: I’m sorry, were you just a rat? Please don’t turn into a rat, please don’t turn into a rat. He did, he turned into a rat.
Pam: Bill, not that I care, but before you go and do anything too stupid, can I give you some advice, don’t try to do something stupid tonight because it ain’t gonna happen with Sookie, not tonight, not ever.
Eric: As I’m sure you can tell, our human friend here is quite special. You will not drink her blood, you will sip it, like a nice glass of Barbaresco.
Bill: see not an asshole anymore.
Pam: No more fuckin’ fire.
Terry: Arlene, be happy.
