Something we enjoy doing each week is to pull out the quotes that we think are the best from each True Blood episode. The criteria for a quote to make our list is that the it must stand on it’s own when taken out of context.
Our BEST from the third episode below is in “BOLD.” If you have a favorite that is not listed below, feel free to tell us your favorite in the comments below!
Eps, 3 “Fire in the Hole” – Best Quotes
Sarah: Namaste.
Pam: I don’t like you.
Nan: You’ve been bad boys and girls and you can’t have it both ways.
Eric: What can I say, it feels better in the moonlight.
Pam: I’m as big a fan of the French vagina as you are Eric, but come back to earth; she’s just a human.
Bill: I have to live with what I’ve done forever, I can’t acquit myself of any of it.
Sookie: I have a boyfriend.
Sam: Life is supposed to add up to something, not be some half eaten slice of pizza.
Rev. Daniels: Death is a dark and blindin’ mother fucker, whether you see it comin’ or you don’t, but a life spent in anticipation of it coming; that’s not a life worth livin.
Jason: I just feel that with everything going on a man ain’t nothing without a family.
Jason: I’m a modern man and I think and I feel, but I’m still a bad ass mother fucker of a warrior.
Violet: I could tell right away that you were a man like they used to make them who lives by a code of honor and dignity and an iron forged cock. That’s the man I fell for. Fuck being modern.
Violet: Jason and I are in the middle of a fight, so fuck off.
Lafayette: What’s wrong sundown, don’t you like what I is cookin’?
James: Mortality is not all it’s cracked up to be.
Lafayette. I know what I’m escaping from, but what’s on your mind that you want off?
Sookie: The last thing I need is anybody dying because of me.
Sookie: There’s something deep down, I never said this before even to myself; I’m afraid I don’t love him as much as he loves me and I know I should.
Bill: Love isn’t always equal Sookie.
Kenya: Your daughter struck me with lightening that came out of her hand.
Andy: I know, and I’m very proud of her.
Maxine: Enough of this shit. Stackhouse and Red are mine.
Lafayette: Everything behind us is fucking useless.
Sookie: Come on ya’ll, I taste like sunshine and I’m right fuckin’ here.
Rev. Daniels: Even water knows to jump off a griddle when it’s hot.
Lafayette: What is your malfunction? Look at you, worrying about me, am I growing on you?
Pam: Sarah Newlin. What if I told you Jason Stackhouse let her live.
Sarah Newlin: I believed that life on earth was an audition to get into heaven, I never knew that life on earth could be heaven.
Guru: There is no heaven, Nume, there is only now.
