I realize that I don’t post a lot of movies that are aimed at female demographic of my site. I apologize for that egregious lack of female centric films and I plan to make it up to you with one movie preview and one movie preview only. Well actually I plan to make it up to you all with the one post that will totally redeem myself cause this will be the movie of the year. It has it all mind; dancing, male strippers, bump n’ grind, Channing Tatum, Matthew McConaughey, Alex Pettyfer, based on real events and directed by Steven Soderbergh. This piece of cinematic orgasm is called…
Magic Mike:
Oh ladies, I so hope you are either on birth control or not ovulating when you are watching this movie. The amount of male potency in this film is enough to usher in the next Baby Boom from seeing Channing “C-Tates” Tatum and Matthew “shirtless” McConaughey wear them ass-less chaps loud and proud. The film is based on the loose, real life events of Channing Tatum before he became the man he is today. When I say loose, real life events, I am sure that Soderbergh didn’t want to make it an x-rated film from all the banging that C-Tates surely did during his time as a male dancer.
All I know about this movie and from what the trailer indicated, Magic Mike has Tatum taking a young male dancer named The Kid (Alex Pettyfer) under is muscled, oily toned wing and showing him the ropes of the glamorous life as a male stripper. Sure, endless amount of sex and money will tire out a mere mortal man, but Magic Mike is above all that wants to follow his one dollar lined dreams and build furniture or something. McConaughey is the ringmaster for for the stripper paradise that Magic Mike lives and dances in, seemingly the perfect role for him.
Ladies, hell, and Gentlemen, if you aren’t aware of this movies existence before, you are now. You can all thank me later with a showering of one dollar bills.
