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Top Funny English SMS on Cellphones Today

By Tlb
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Are you in a country where SMS or Short Message Service is so rampant? Are you in a culture where exchanging of funny English SMS in cellphones are one of the trends as youngsters in this generation?

Well, your addiction is greatly welcomed particular in this article since I am now collecting funny English SMS in promoting the idea in learning the English language. Funny English SMS can also be a great “appetizers” to those who want to learn English language, so if you have your funny text messages in your phone inbox, then you can add the jokes listed below. Let’s take a look at these, shall we?

I don’t want third world war!

Child: God, Please, I don’t want 3rd world war.

God: Why? You  don’t love your country so much?

Child: No God, I am weak in history! I can’t study another war!


When I smoke…

When I smoke,

I feel ashamed

And then I look at the cigarette

And think of those poor workers in the cigarette factory

their dreams and hopes.

If I don’t smoke, they will be jobless.

Brush your Teeth

Dream makes everything possible,

Hope makes everything work,

Love makes everything beautiful,

Smile makes all the above…

So always brush your teeth!

Commerce Class

Commerce professor asks the student, “What is the most important source of finance for starting business?”

Student: “Father in law”.

Giving Cards

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?

Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’

Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

I’m sure you laughed at these, yet I am practically surer that you have funnier SMS in your phones now. How about adding my lists  here and include your own version of funny text messages.  Feel free to comment!!!!

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