1. You Have Just Became a Mother to a Brand New Babyboy
It seems once you move in with your boyfriend the independent strong guy you once knew time travels back into being a child. I find myself constantly picking up dirty dishes, washing clothes, and making sure the environment we share stays presentable. You as a brand new mom, become responsible for fulfilling all needs, from making sure he eats enough home cooked meals to seeing he gets enough affection, you must nurture your brand new baby, right? After awhile if you stay together long enough, you get to the point where you are picking out his clothes for the next day, packing his lunch for work and start to share the same anxiety and lack of sleep brand new moms suffer with. You start to slowly miss the days when you used to just come over and visit. To spite the luxury of being able to wake up to your spouse you have just signed up for a full time job.
2. After arguing… Where are you going?
Living with your boyfriend means that when you guys argue you have to still go to sleep laying next to the person you would rather not be around at the moment. I mean, really, where are you going?!? You live there now! There is no more going home in the midst of a argument, or hanging up the phone, you are now a prisoner to your relationship madness! Unless your fortunate enough to have a separate room similar to like a man cave, you are now forced to communicate with your significant other or just go to sleep angry. Either way they will still be right there and I don’t think these 2014 men are dealing with the sleep on the couch method our mothers used to do with our dads.
3. His Friends Are Always Around
When living with your boyfriend there is something annoying things you may have to learn to accept like his snoring, bad eating habits or the fact he likes to stay up till three in the morning playing NBA 2K15. The most annoying of all is the frequent visits you may get from his friends! His friends a.k.a. Bad influences who sit there and root him on with all his poor decisions in life because in their feeble minds it sounds like a good idea. Most of my boyfriend friends never know when to leave, love to eat up all the snacks and are always yelling like they were raised by a horror movie actor. When your house is known as the hangout house you are forced to deal with these friends, but lucky you! You do have some ownership, so you can some what limit or speak on some things. Either way you put it though you still have to deal with them, they still are his friends! Unless you can find a way to play matchmaker so they can spend some more time in love and less time in your space you will forever be crowded by their presence. Just get used to it and love them how he does( or at least act like it). Never get in between a man and his friends because most of the time their picking their friends, if they have any morals that is.
4. The Constant Need For Love Making
Now I’m one to love sex but when you live with your spouse they want it on demand! Who has energy for all of that? If your moving in with your boyfriend please do lay some ground rules to how much access he gets to your vagina before its to late! Tired? Hungry? Not in the mood? When you live with your boyfriend none of that matters anymore! You living there means full access all the time. I suggest making it your business to plan your schedule around that special moment of the day if you want any peace to yourself that is!
5. Being Ignored
When living with your boyfriend you will no longer get the same amount of attention he was giving you when you were seeing each other twice a week. You see each other everyday now! Forget about waking to sweet good morning text because now your waking up to his bitter morning breath! The compliments will slow, the amount of time he spends with you will decrease, because, believe it or not, he’s just as much annoyed by you then you are him. His game will ultimately will replace the time he would spend hours with you on the phone and the sweet guy you once thought he was, will be overshadowed by constant togetherness. This is where you take the initiative to reintroduce the spark that got you two living together in the first place. Wear them heels and cook that meal he likes in your freakum underwear!
