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Top 10 Worst Places To Find Spiders

By Russell Deasley @Worlds_Top_10
Top 10 Worst Places To Find Spiders

Top 10 Worst Places To Find Spiders

Did you know there is a difference between a fear of spiders and arachnophobia? Well there is. You see most of us fear spiders, and want them out of our houses or proximity. But arachnophobia is when that fear is so extreme you can die when you see a spider! Well lets hope most of you reading this just have a fear of them, because we are about to witness ten of the scariest and definitely worst places you will ever see or discover spiders…

Top 10 Worst Places To Find Spiders

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Top 10 Worst Places To Find Spiders

Top 10 Worst Places To Find Spiders

Spider on Toothbrush

10 – On a Toothbrush

Well this is one toothbrush that is going to have to be binned. Even if you don’t mind spiders you would be hard pressed in using this again. Afterall, spiders are not known for their personal hygiene.

Top 10 Worst Places To Find Spiders

Spider in Cup

9 – In your cup

To be honest the mug I am drinking my coffee from while typing this once was discovered with a spider in it, but it did have to be cleaned several times, and forgotten about for a few weeks as well.

Top 10 Worst Places To Find Spiders

Spider in Hard Hat

8 – Inside Safety Hat

This is one day that I would being giving the safety sign the bird. You do not want something like that in your head-gear while you work at height that is for sure.

Top 10 Worst Places To Find Spiders

Spider on Tent

7 – Outside Tent

What’s that? you love camping and love to spend the night in woodlands being one with nature? Well good luck with that because this is one tent I would be burning to the floor.

Top 10 Worst Places To Find Spiders

Spider on emergency exit

6 – On the Emergency Exit Door

Will it looks like this is one fire-drill we are going to have fail on. Because this is one door that is not going to be used no matter what the problems faced behind me.

Top 10 Worst Places To Find Spiders

Spider on light swtich

5 – Spider on Light Switch

Well who needs lights anyway, I have candles and a perfectly good set of working eyes, so I think it is the perfect day to work and indeed live by candle light.

Top 10 Worst Places To Find Spiders

Spider on fire alarm

4 – On the Firealarm

Well that is a shame, it looks like we are all going to have to burn! Because this is not the safety device I will be alerting every one of the growing fire with.

Top 10 Worst Places To Find Spiders

Spider behind light switch

3 – Behind Switch

If you have left room for a spider to squeeze in around your light switches, you are just asking for trouble! This is one light that is just going to have to stay on I’m afraid.

Top 10 Worst Places To Find Spiders

Spider in Bag of Bananas

2 – Inside Fruit

This is a double problem. Because you don’t want to throw away the fruit, but you also know that spiders from a country that grows bananas is not going to be a simple house spider. Bin the fruit and burn the shop down is what I say.

Top 10 Worst Places To Find Spiders

Spider in Toilet Roll

1 – Inside Toilet Roll Tubes

Here is the scenario, you desperately need the loo, but when you sit down on the toilet you catch this sight. What do you do, I would love to know: (A) Do you get up and go outside? (B) Squish the roll and kill it? (C) Or do you sit there and not wipe afterwards? Or is it (D) ignore it because it is just a harmless spider!?

todays question

What is your spider removal plan?

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