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Top 10 Weird and Unusual Ritz Crackers

By Russell Deasley @Worlds_Top_10
Top 10 Weird and Unusual Ritz Crackers

Top 10 Weird and Unusual Ritz Crackers

While I was enjoying some Ritz Crackers today I started to wonder what other flavours and varieties there was other than the salted lightly on one side kind. It seems I have been living in the dark about the massive range of choice there really is…

Top 10 Weird and Unusual Ritz Crackers

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Top 10 Weird and Unusual Ritz Crackers

Top 10 Weird and Unusual Ritz Crackers

Fudge Covered Ritz Crackers

10 – Fudge

Trust Ritz to turn their back on all the chocolate cover fads, they go all out with the fudge covered ones! I would give my right arm to get a pack of these. Or maybe I should just buy them.

Top 10 Weird and Unusual Ritz Crackers

Halloween Ritz Crackers

9 – Halloween

No change in the flavour of the crackers, but the original hole style of it has been swapped for a mix of ghosts, pumpkins, & cauldrons! Shame they are not pumpkin flavour.

Top 10 Weird and Unusual Ritz Crackers

Honey Wheat Ritz Crackers

8 – Honey Wheat

The advertisig slur tells us that these taste just like the original snack crackers, but with the baked on sweetness of honey. Doesn’t sound too bad at all!

Top 10 Weird and Unusual Ritz Crackers

Confetti Creme Ritz Crackers

7 – Confetti Creme

Containing what I can only guess is a Funfetti spread are these party coloured crackers. I should imagine these are rather nice indeed.

Top 10 Weird and Unusual Ritz Crackers

Big Ritz Crackers

6 – Big

One of the best selling points of the original Ritz snack crackers was their bite size. So what happens when you make them 50% bigger!? Shamefully I know my mouth could handle them.

Top 10 Weird and Unusual Ritz Crackers

Caramelized Onion Ritz Crackers

5 – Caramelized Onion

Caramelized onions make a savory addition to the Ritz family. It seems to be a running problem like with these that they are not covered with flavor powder, only spinkled along the tops like the original salt flaviours.

Top 10 Weird and Unusual Ritz Crackers

Garlic Butter Ritz Crackers

4 – Garlic Butter

I am not sure “naturally flavored” is the best choice of words given the flavour. But I think the saltiness of the cracker and the garlic butter might well complement each other.

Top 10 Weird and Unusual Ritz Crackers

Brown Sugar Cinnamon Ritz Crackers

3 – Brown Sugar Cinnamon

Most people seem to say that these are the same as normal ones only with a thin layer of cinnamon sweetness on the tops of the crackers. I am not a big fan of cinnamon so I light give these a miss. But weird they definitely are.

Top 10 Weird and Unusual Ritz Crackers

Bacon Ritz Crackers

2 – Bacon

People have dreamt that Nabisco would come up with the flavour and now people dreams have been answered. But apparently they taste nothing like bacon! Still worth a go I say.

Top 10 Weird and Unusual Ritz Crackers

Peach and Mozzarella Ritz Crackers

1 – Peach and Mozzarella

You can rely on the Japanese to ramp up the weird flavours to the max, and not even the little Ritz cracker escapes this crazy combination of flaviours.

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