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Top 10 Unusual Desk Vacuum Cleaners

By Russell Deasley @Worlds_Top_10
Top 10 Unusual Desk Vacuum Cleaners

Top 10 Unusual Desk Vacuum Cleaners

I am one of those people that sadly work and eat at the same time which means I do end up with a keyboard full of crumbs. So it is time to clean up this desk I am typing on, so today I am looking at some very creative, mini desk cleaners…

Top 10 Unusual Desk Vacuum Cleaners

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Top 10 Unusual Desk Vacuum Cleaners

R2-D2 Desk Vacuum

10 – Beep, Beep, Suck

Those that know how much a nerd I am might have thought that this would have been my number 1. But my problem is that the R2-D2 desktop vacuum looks like the image on the right, when it should have looked like the image on the left! A real opportunity wasted if you ask me.

Top 10 Unusual Desk Vacuum Cleaners

Dust Extinguisher Mini Vacuum Cleaner

9 – Emergency Sucking

I have no idea why anyone would make a mini desk vacuum cleaner shaped like a emergency fire extinguisher, but I really like it! Often a desk clean up is an emergency because the boss is coming round to do a spot check inspection, but just don’t try to suck up any fires with it.

Top 10 Unusual Desk Vacuum Cleaners

Ladybug Handheld Vacuum Cleaner

8 –Suckbug

Making something ladybird (or ladybug) shaped always makes it look cute, and the same goes for these little mini vacuum bugs. Just hold the button in on side and suck up all that dust and food pieces. And then as an added bonus it looks great just sat on the desk!

Top 10 Unusual Desk Vacuum Cleaners

Crumb Pet Table Top Vacuum Cleaner

7 – Pets Suck!

If there is one thing that is good at sucking up crumbs it is a pet. So this collection of animal desktop cleaners might well be perfect for all you animal lovers and there is sure to be a pet for everyone. Droopy dog for me please!

Top 10 Unusual Desk Vacuum Cleaners

Popcorn Desk Vacuum Cleaner

6 – Popcorn

I can officially tell you that eating popcorn at a work desk makes a lot of mess, and little bits of corn everywhere. So maybe before you eat popcorn at the work station you need to get one of these rather strange popcorn desk cleaners! This is a weird one that is for sure.

Top 10 Unusual Desk Vacuum Cleaners

Desktop Robot Vacuum

5 –All robots suck!

It was thought that by the time the year 2000 comes our houses and offices would be cleaned by robots, and that simply didn’t happen. In fact this miniature desktop robot is just about as good as it gets.

Top 10 Unusual Desk Vacuum Cleaners

USB Powered Mini Desk Vacuum

4 – Retro

In the 70’s and early 80’s Dyson was just a name of some inventor, and if you are as old as I am you will remember seeing your parents or maybe even yourself hovering with one of these, then having to empty out the bag. Lets just hope it works as good as the original ones did.

Top 10 Unusual Desk Vacuum Cleaners

Zamboni Desk Vacuum

3 –Smooth Maker

Mostly seen on ice-rinks all around the word are these Zamboni ice cleaners. Well the good news is that you don’t need a desk made of ice to get one of these as they are happy to be pushed around, hovering up crumbs and dust. This looks so much fun, it think I need to get one right now!

Top 10 Unusual Desk Vacuum Cleaners

Henry Mini Vacuum Cleaner

2 – Mini Me

They might well be a marketing campaign from the original Henry hover makers, but that doesn’t mean they are cool. In fact if you ever want someone lazy to do some hovering this might be the way to do it, because I would want to play with this all day.

Top 10 Unusual Desk Vacuum Cleaners

Road Sweeper Desk Vac with Spinning Brushes

1 – The Road Sweeper

Working from home means I am often easily distracted, and whenever the road sweeper comes past my window I wonder what it would be like to drive around in one all day. It might not be as much fun in reality, but I can just stick to buying this awesome desk top cleaner version, and the sweeping brushes on the front really more around!


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