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Top 10 Super Smoochy Kissing Booth Cats

By Russell Deasley @Worlds_Top_10
Top 10 Super Smoochy Kissing Booth Cats

Top 10 Super Smoochy Kissing Booth Cats

Getting a kiss for valentines day is easy if you have a partner. But what if you have a house full of cats? You can’t invite anyone back, and besides who needs boyfriends or girlfriends when you have cat friends?! Because every cat owner know cats are the best friends you can have…

Top 10 Super Smoochy Kissing Booth Cats

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Top 10 Super Smoochy Kissing Booth Cats

Top 10 Super Smoochy Kissing Booth Cats

Kitty Kissing Booth

10 – The Making out Marquee

This kitty looks like he wants his money back. Well, sorry kitty no refunds here.

Top 10 Super Smoochy Kissing Booth Cats

Kitty Kissing Booth

9 – The Necking Shop

Has this kitty got a mustache?!? If so I expect half price off.

Top 10 Super Smoochy Kissing Booth Cats

Kitty Kissing Booth

8 – Snogging Store

I hope that death stare this kitty is giving me is a sigh of affection.

Top 10 Super Smoochy Kissing Booth Cats

Kitty Kissing Booth

7 – Sucking Face Franchise

For that sort of money this kitty had better be good!

Top 10 Super Smoochy Kissing Booth Cats

Kitty Kissing Booth

6 – Tongue Wrestling Workhouse

This booth looks a little cheap and besides, the cat is almost asleep! Maybe it has been a slow day.

Top 10 Super Smoochy Kissing Booth Cats

Kitty Kissing Booth

5 – Tonsil Hockey House

This kitty is very professional and even has a menu! I’ll take a nose boop and a head butt please!

Top 10 Super Smoochy Kissing Booth Cats

Kitty Kissing Booth

4 – First Base Boutique

This kitty seems a little young, so just a peck on the cheek for me.

Top 10 Super Smoochy Kissing Booth Cats

Kitty Kissing Booth

3 – The Pash Post Office

This kitty has been earning money like the for years. It’s only her owner who buys the kisses, but it is still a good earner.

Top 10 Super Smoochy Kissing Booth Cats

Kitty Kissing Booth

2 – The Canoodle Condo

Two Crunchies per kiss! Have you seen the price on them these days? I think I will go somewhere else.

Top 10 Super Smoochy Kissing Booth Cats

Kitty Kissing Booth

1 – The Saliva Swap Shop

You know this kitty is a stubborn kisser when he wouldn’t even knock the price down to half price for the sake of one penny!

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