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Tony the Soccer Hooligan

Posted on the 22 September 2014 by Markwadsworth @Mark_Wadsworth

From the Telegraph
Tony "Tone" Blair has said that Bazzer and Dave should listen, "just *listen*, yeah, because we can farkin' 'ave these boys from the ISIS Crew. I'm telling you, I've got into scuffles with them before, and they ain't as tough as they seem."

The former member of the New Labour Firm said "OK, Oh-kay a load of us got the shit kicked out of us" but added that he "knew how to get 'em this time". 

His comments came as Graeme Lamb, landlord of the Dog and Duck in Peckham and former firm member said that "it ain't worth it, Tone, just leave 'em. ".

The former New Labour leader said that fisticuffs would not be enough to defeat the crew, and that this time, knuckledusters and baseball bats shouldn't be ruled out.

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