I
three monkeys
look down from a high branch;
one throws a pit;
a tourist dodges left,
right into the pit's path
II
a goose struts,
then wheels about - wings flaring -
Karate Kid,
but standing on both legs -
feint with foot, jab with beak
III
a llama
spits in some poor girl's face
as if she
were Hitler or Kim Jong-Un
classy, Llama, real classy