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This Guy Who Sued His Wife Because His Kids Were Ugly And Won Is So BAWSE I Can’t Even Handle It

By Ceboscuit @ceboscuit


Via CocoaFabA Chinese man divorced and then sued his ex-wife for giving birth to what he called an extremely ugly baby girl, the Irish Times reported.  Initially, Jian Feng accused his wife of infidelity, so sure that he could never father an unattractive child.  When a DNA test proved that the baby was his, Feng’s wife came clean on a little secret — before they met, she had undergone about $100,000 worth of cosmetic surgery in South Korea.  Feng sued his ex-wife on the grounds of false pretenses, for not telling him about the plastic surgery and duping him into thinking she was beautiful, The Huffington Post reported.  The kicker? He won. A judge agreed with Feng’s argument and ordered his ex-wife to fork over $120,000.

See, this is why we need the WHOLE STORY before we jump to conclusions.  Someone might read the title and consider this guy an asshole, but dig a bit deeper and you realize this guy didn’t realize he was marrying a used to be warthog.  $100,000 of plastic surgery?  She must have wanted to cover up something heinous.  I’m not surprised that once she started popping out ugly babies he got a bit suspicious.  Good for him to get $120k from her so he can go spend it in a strip club or on some hookers.

Just to be clear, being good looking has its benefits, believe me I know, but there’s a few people who would like to let you know that you don’t need to be good looking to be successful. Just look at this list.  Billionaires aren’t always stunning beauties.

I’m just saying these kids definitely have a chance.  Hell they’ll probably grow up geniuses and just to spite their father they’ll spend every day ruining his life.  Now that’s BAWSE on top of BAWSE.  The more I think about it, I hope that’s exactly what they do.  Karma is a straight whore.

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