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This Guy Deserves a Serious Butt Kickin'

Posted on the 01 September 2013 by Brutallyhonest @Ricksteroni

I tripped over this piece put up anonymously by a cowardly despicable excuse for a man and am completely disgusted:

Let’s face it: sexually active people have accidents. Sh*t happens, that’s life. But we know that men Despicablehave no reproductive rights in opting out of a being a parent. With only two birth control options available to men (a condom and a vasectomy) the words you use to get your girl off the fence about having an abortion must be well thought out. If you are not ready to be a father, the following arguments may help you convince a girl to get an abortion. The first two methods I describe below have worked for me in separate instances for the two abortions I have paid for. I know other guys who simply did not say the right things or trusted her to “make the right decision.” Well, now they are stuck paying child support for children they barely see.

The first method is most applicable for a girl who is a long term booty call or girlfriend; basically, a girl who believes there is an emotional element to your sexual relationship. For these situations I recommend the “Hail Mary,” a term referring to the end of an American football game when a team attempts a difficult play in a last ditch effort to win.

How The “Hail Mary” Works

You need to bring up the subject of abortion with every ounce of verbal finesse and situation-appropriate sensitivity. You should sound as sincere as possible and tell her that you want her to be the mother of your children one day, but that now is not the right time to start a family. Explain you want to wait until you are further along in your career/life goals and you can afford to give your future family all the comforts of life you cannot deliver today. Finally, explain if she has the abortion now, you will be able to plan your lives together so that everything is perfect. Then, after she agrees and has the abortion, dump her. It’s called a “hail mary” in part because of its difficulty to execute, so if you stay with her post-abortion and she becomes pregnant again you’re really f**ked.

There's more at the link if you can stomach it.

I read crap like this and all I can do is thank God I don't have a daughter because I'd end up in prison if she were to meet an a**hole like this piece of work.

The hangar graphic (click on it to better see what it says) comes from the piece.

Punks like this guy don't deserve the oxygen it takes to fill their lungs. 

God have mercy on this idiot (because I cannot at the moment).


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