Screw the NCAA Tournament and all the brackets I’ve blown already. Pretty sure I must have been asleep for the last five months because I’m basically 0-3 in all my brackets. That’s reason number one why I don’t gamble unless someone who does gamble tells me what to do. Seriously, when I submitted my brackets yesterday I was ready to crown myself champ and start counting my winnings. 24 hours later and I feel like I just got punched in the dick.
P.S. This guy looks like he has the most awkward body every, right? Skinny as hell arms and a gut make him look just plain weird.
P.P.S. Don’t google skinny arms, fat stomach. You’ll just make yourself throw up.
Thanks to Debo
