I was watching a program on snake owners on TV last night and one thing I didn’t quite understand is that they talked about each snake having its own personality and style. Surly most snakes are the same! But it turns out they are all different their own little scaley lives. You just need to see snakes wearing hats to see their personalties shine through…
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10 – “When I goto Steampunk parties I always go in full dress code”
Q: In which river are you sure to find snakes?
A: The Hiss-issippi River!
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9 – “Why does my hat keep buzzing?”
Q: What is a snakes favorite dance?
A: The Mamba
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8 – “I’m off out sssshopping, the sssales are on you know!”
Q: Why did the snake laugh so hard she started to cry?
A: She thought the joke was hisss-terical
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7 – “Have you seen my Poncho?”
Q: What kind of snake keep its car the cleanest?
A: A windshield viper!
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6 – “Where isssss the candlessss?”
Q: What do snakes do after they fight?
A: Hiss and make up!
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5 – “I’m off to the sssummer ball good man, don’t wait up.”
Q: What’s a snake’s favorite school subject?
A: Math, because it’s an adder!
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4 – “This is my new Eassster hat, it was on sale.”
Q: What is a snake’s favorite subject?
A: Hiss-tory!
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3 – “I found this fez on the floor of a strip club!”…”Its a what?!?”
Q: What do you call a snake that builds things?
A: A boa constructor!
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2 – “You don’t wake a sleepin’ rattler!”
Q: Why did the viper, viper nose ?
A: Because the adder, adder hankerchief !
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1 – “Good day to you good sssssssir.”
Q: Why are snakes hard to fool?
A: They have no legs to pull!
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