So…
You are sitting there in your cubicle, and John the Vice President of Social Advertising Media and Sales has walked by you five times now. The last time he walked by, he was wiping jelly doughnut from his tie with a single square of toilet paper. He now sits in his glass walled private office, which you can also see clearly from your cubicle.
The cubicle which is next to Allen the Accidental Farter’s cubicle by the way…
John has his feet propped up on the corner of his desk and is talking on the phone. By his gestures and exaggerated laughter, you assume he is talking to some world renowned comedian like Jerry Seinfeld or Bill Cosby. As you watch, John spills his coffee onto his lap.
John is an idiot.
Just how did he get that job anyway? You’re sure he makes more money than you…quite a bit more money than you.
And you’re sure that you do WAY more work than he does.
What is a Vice President of Social Advertising Media and Sales anyway…and why haven’t you ever seen or heard of The President of Social Advertising Media and Sales…or the Queen of Social Advertising Media and Sales…?
All good questions.
Luckily, here at the Long Awkward Pause offices we all have the same job title, so there is no in house fighting…except on Taco Tuesdays, when a few of the staff always over stuffs themselves with delicious taco meat, shredded cheese, and pico de gallo…thus not leaving any for the interns.
You’re interns…you’re working for free…life is unfair…
What would be fair is if everyone in the office dropped their fancy job title and instead went by what duties they really perform throughout the work day.
Which is the exact setup for this week’s Saturday Six…
Happy Saturday!
#ApplaudTheJellyfish
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