Today my dog threw up in my shoe and my wife decided that she wanted to become a man, so she tried on my shoes and stepped in the dog vomit. Then she got mad at me because she hates the dog for it’s views on Socialist Government. FML.
The old guy at the Walmart didn’t greet me when I went through the Jedi doors, so I said to him, “Hey, man…you didn’t Walmart greet me!” He looks at me up and down for a second and then pulls out a taser gun and tasers me. The 10 items or less cashiers start laughing. FML.
Does your life suck? There is an App for that.
And don’t worry, it doesn’t matter if your life sucks on iphone, android, blackberry, or windows…the FML app is available on all platforms.
Isn’t it nice in this day and age of over-sharing information that we finally have a place to let the world know just how bad our lives are. For some of you out there…you should not share…anything!
Ever!
Yet you still do!
Why?!
Since you won’t listen to us and you will go ahead and share your stuff anyway, at least there is a voting button on the app to let us, let you know, that indeed, your life sucks.
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