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The Outsiders' Guide to Madras

By Suravishome

The Outsiders' Guide to Madras
Madras. The fifth city I have stayed in. Well, sixth almost, if you count my omnipresence in Bombay during my Pune days. I came here in 2009 and there's been no looking back since then. Quite a few people I know don't get it. The city has bad weather; Tamil is not the easiest language to understand; and well, the naysayers have a pretty long list! Changing people's opinions can be a futile exercise and there is absolutely nothing in this whole wide world, without a few cons. I say change your perspective. Happiness too is just a point of view, at the end of the day. :) Now, getting down to business.
Food
1. Crimson Chakra - Part South Indian and part continental. A house turned into a restaurant, in a quiet lane in Gandhinagar. I have always had brilliant food here. Appam, chicken stew, crab curry from the south indian fare and almost everything from the non-vegetarian continental fare. If you ain't too hungry, you can order half portions from the continental menu. Absolute must visit. Oh, it is a vegetarian's delight too. 
2. Anjappar - If you're craving good old spicy Chettinad food at moderate prices, this is the place to go. The Nandu rasam (crab soup) here cures all our maladies. There are outlets pretty much all over the city.
3. Sandy's - This one started out as a chocolate laboratory, and to my utter delight, has grown into an all day dining place. We keep going back here. On quiet afternoons or long work days. The food is droolworthy and they never disappoint. Must try the dark chocolate milkshake, hot chocolate, blueberry cheesecake, grilled fish in orange sauce, fish and chips..I could go on and on! 
4. Besant Nagar (Elliots) Beach - For 40 bucks a plate, the seaside stalls on the beach serve the most delectable prawn masala and vanjaram fry. We are big fans of street food, and this place is up there on our favorite list. There is something really nice about staring at the sea, enjoying the evening wind and munching on plate after plate of those fresh-out-of-the-sea prawns. 
5. Fusion 9 - Been a while since we went here. Just because it is really far from where I stay. They serve a mix of 5 cuisines; all superb! Plus they serve alcohol. There is this strange rule in the city, that restaurants can serve alcohol only if they have 21 rooms to let out. Quirky, I know. :) 
6. The Farm - Imagine an old huge bungalow turned into a restaurant. That's The Farm. They grow their own produce and make their own curd and pickles. Churn out amazing parathas and serve them with curd, daal and pickle. Excellent for a brunch. The wood fired pizzas are pretty awesome too. The owners are very friendly, and last we had gone there, they allowed us to use the pool table too. :) 
7. Raintree, Alwarpet - The rooftop restaurant here is excellent. Must try the mutton here. Absolutely succulent. Plus the added advantage of drinks and a pretty neat view. Adds up quite well!
8. Ente Keralam - If you are a big fan of Mallu food, this is the place to go. 
9. ID - I have been a big fan of the ghee roast dosa at Murugan idli shop, but of late ID has become my go-to place for good old pongal and idli fix. The one we like to go to is located in the Sathyam building. Usual weekend plan looks like breakfast at ID and then movie at Sathyam. Three years of the city has induced idli dosa cravings in my system. I have realized I am capable of craving vegetarian food too, from time to time! :)
10. ITC Grand Chola - For the biggest breakfast buffet spread that you can possibly fathom. Biggest and nicest! It is so grand that we try to work up an appetite before going here. At 800 bucks, it is totally worth it if you can do justice to it. If you are one of those who says 'I am done' after a nibble here and there, absolutely avoid this place. 
11. Mahabalipuram - Moonrakers for really good food at moderate prices. They do poached eggs really well too. Not many places can boast of that. Radisson's Temple by the Bay for awesome food at not so moderate prices. The beach side shacks for some amazing fish fry and beer you have never heard of. We have had the likes of Vorion 5000 and Knockout 10000, and lived to tell the tale!
12. Tuscana - For amazing pizzas. They serve wine too. :)
13. Kryptos - For Greek food. 
14. Thalapakatti - For the famous Dindigul biryani. Esp. the chicken 65 biryani. We love it. Period. 
15. Bayleaf - Bengali food! But ofcourse, how could I not find a place which served Bong food! :) The first time I went here, it was with a fellow Bong and another Mallu friend. Three obsessive foodies. We had ordered so much that people sitting in the table next to ours were almost inclined to offer their tables for keeping a few dishes. Needless to say, we cleaned everything. Kosha Maangsho (dry mutton dish which every Bengali swears by) is amazing here. So is shorshe maach (fish in mustard curry). Oh, try the maachher chop (fish chop) too. I have taken my true blue Tam friends here, and they have loved every bit of it! :)
16. Gangotree - For panipuri and chaat. For the street food experience, go to this street side vendor opp. to the Khader Nawaz Khan lane. You can easily find the place by the sheer number of people standing there.
17. Where to Read - I call a city home once I find a corner to read in. The corner must serve coffee too. Earlier, Oxford used to be that place. Now that it has shut down, the two places I go to are Amethyst (near Sathyam) and Mocha (Besant Nagar beach). 
There are so many other places which I could write about, but you might just lose patience reading about all of them. Atleast, go to the ones listed here, and thou shalt never complain about not finding good food in the city.
Pubs/Clubs
Important note for men. No good place entertains stags and they will not allow you in, if you're wearing floaters/chappals/shorts. The first part sucks a little bit for guys, but from a woman's point of view, Madras is probably the safest place to go clubbing in an all women's group. And the second bit, they should just implement that rule everywhere! If you thought its cool to turn up in chappals on an evening out, think again. 
1. The Madras Pub - Opened recently and is already on the favorite list for most of the party folks in the city. Drinks are cheaper than most places. Cocktails are well made, with a Madras flavor to it - Pallavan Rider for instance. Food is awesome too. Open till 12:30 in the night and quite the place to be! Ladies night on Wednesdays till 10 pm. Arasu sees to it that the dancing never stops here! 
2. Dublin - The club we swear by. Parties on a Saturday night till 4 in the morning, and how! Two levels of dance floor. Good music. Good crowd. One of the few places where the likelihood of grooving to a punjabi song, a tam song and a pitbull one is equally high, all in one night! Entry is 1500 per couple. Redeemable. Drinks are extremely expensive here, so down a few before you enter the place. Ladies night on Fridays from 9 to 11. 
3. QBar - Known to be the after party place. Open till 4 in the morning on Saturdays, this is on rooftop Hilton. Beautifully done. 
4. High - Good place to sit by the pool and unwind with a drink. Again, a rooftop place. This is at Raintree, Mount Road.
5. Pasha - This is at The Park. Very small place, and gets extremely crowded. To get a real flavor of Madras, go here on a  Thursday night. It is Tamil night and the dancing is pretty wild. :D Nothing less is expected. They have a Bollywood night too, I think on Wednesday. 
6. Social Dancing - The dancing circuit in the city is mighty impressive. I got inducted by Arun from LVDS and have grown to love every bit of it. If you are a fan of social dancing (salsa/bachata/jive etc etc), Tuesdays at Star Rock, Thursdays at Winchester (Radisson Blu), Saturdays at GRT and Sundays at Havana are the places to be.
7. Zaras - Spanish tapas bar which serves the best LITs in town! Evenings run packed. Excellent place to go to on a weekend afternoon too. They have a buffet with wine/beer. Oh, they have started serving Hoegaarden. If you have stayed in this city for a while, you'd know how big a deal that is!
8. Bikes & Barrel - This one is in Residency Towers. Couples on the ground floor and stags on the first floor. With a net in between. Not one of my favourites, but quite a few like to go here. 
9. Ten D - Some of the best ladies nights have been spent here in Ten D. On Wednesday nights. We avoid the place on Fridays and Saturdays, because it gets too crowded to breathe. Good place to catch a beer on a late afternoon or early evening. 
For your convenience, keep these numbers handy. Fasttrack cabs (044 24732020) and Autoraja (7200321294).  Haggling with autos is a pain in this city. Autoraja and Namma Auto are doing their bit to do away with the nuisance. If you like to run, there are some amazing running groups all over the city. If you like to trek, the Chennai Trekking Club (CTC) led by Peter is awesome. If you like to dance, there is LVDS led by Arun and A2D led by Salman. Both are amazing. Classical dance, I hear, is best learnt in Kalakshetra. The good weather months are November to Feb. The drive to Pondicherry is one of the most scenic ones I have been on! Oh, not to forget, movies are cheapest in this city, at maximum 120 bucks (state mandate).
Like I said, either nitpick about what the city lacks, or find stuff that makes you want to enjoy your stay, while you are here. For me, this place is home for now. I sit and read in my balcony when it rains. Enjoy Illayaraja's music from time to time. Though I don't understand the words. Go dancing sometimes. Make plans all the time. Feel safe even in a crowded bus. Run with the sea for company. All I am saying is give the city a chance. You won't be disappointed. 

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