The Great Indian Weekened!

The Great Indian Weekened! Really, NO. I am a Dreamer !! 

Saturday::  Mumbaikars: There is nothing interesting on Television today, let's go and burn some buses. Me: Why are you burning the buses?  Mumbaikars: Some chinese have entered Mumbai.  Me: Great, you have put the Bengalis to shame.  "Mumbaikars Don't fret, atleast i am writing about you, there are few geographically isolated places i don't talk about (Assam)".  I am an Escapist Sunday:: Of Aug 12, should be renamed as Sushil kumar Shinday (oops Sunday). Great Punch, Give him one too.  Me: We had a highest ever tally of medals, Yay!.  Cynics: Yea, we have won 6 medals out of 1.2 billion people.  Me: We won not because of our system but despite our system.  Cynics: Whatever, we have 0 Gold, China has 38.  Me: Yes, we had 2 Silver, 4 Bronze and 1 Bappi da so we still Win ...Boo Ya!  I am an Optimist Bottomline: I am a DORK!