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The Great Equator Hoax

By Aswesawit @aswesawit

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“Take us to the Equator, please,” Dan asked our driver as we got in the taxi.

“Which one?” our driver asked.

Uh-oh.
“There’s more than one?” I said, incredulous.

“Si.”  He grinned at us and climbed behind the wheel. “You want I should take you to the real one? You tell me, I’ll drive.”

After muddling through in Spanish we finally worked it out.  We would go to three monuments, each one claiming it stands on the real Equator.  Good thing they were all close to each other, 30 minutes outside of Quito. This would only take a few hours.  We’d still have plenty of time to catch our afternoon flight home.

Driving to the Equator

Our taxi driver took us through the capital’s neighborhoods, pointing out landmarks and telling us about neighborhoods along the way. We passed through industrial districts and residential areas. Some of them were quite impressive.

Turning a corner the city abruptly ended and we found ourselves on a wide highway that would rival any in America. The road twisted and turned down the mountain and we swayed with the car as it took the curves. Suddenly he braked and gestured out the window.

“That is the famous one, Mitad del Mundo. It is where all the tourists go. We will go there, but first I will take you to the real one.”

Real Equator Line #1: Calacalí

Seven kilometers up the road we entered a small, nondescript hamlet and stopped at its small town square. “Welcome to Calacalí,” he said. “This is the real Equator monument.”

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There, in the middle of the square, stood a small, grafitti-covered obelisk with a ball on the top.  I have to confess it was rather disappointing. Save for two dogs, we were the only ones there.  I couldn’t even see a single, requisite souvenir shop nearby. And a local was staring at us.

We climbed out to take some cheesy tourist photos anyway.

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So what’s the story?

This 10-meter-tall monument was the original, built back in 1936 to mark the equator line.  The government moved it here when it decided to build that huge tourist attraction down the road.

Stands to reason no one else was around. Who knows about it?

This might have marked the middle of the world for the indigenous peoples, but according to modern calculations and Wikipedia we were standing on a line 164.9 meters south of the true Equator line.  Let’s try this again.

Real Equator Line #2: Museo de Sitio Intinan

We headed back down the road the way we’d come, and just before we reached the gates to Mitad del Mundo, our driver pulled into a dusty parking lot and pointed to a small museum. “Here is the real Equator line,” he promised. “The one at Mitad del Mundo isn’t in the right place.”

So we paid the $4 admission fee and went in.

The admission to Intinan Museum included a tour (in English). Our guide pointed over the wall. “That huge monument next door marks a false Equator line. The line behind our museum,” she said, “marks the true Equator.”  She explained it was determined by GPS after the park had been built next door.

As it turns out, despite their claims the actual latitude of the Intinan Museum is -0.002124 S.   Sssssssh … it’s a secret. Who’d visit a tiny,  museum that wasn’t really on the Equator?

Anyway, we finally ended up at a small outdoor area with a bright red line painted down the sidewalk. We posed on the line (say cheese!) and went back to our taxi.  Our driver took us around the corner to our final stop.

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Real Equator Line #3: Mitad del Mundo

All those photos that you see of people standing on the Equator line  making cheesy photos with a megolith in the background? This is the place, Mitad del Mundo, Middle of the Earth.

This is a mini-theme park complete with gardens, restaurants, and a huge, 30-meter-tall monument. You can even buy a combo ticket so you can climb to the top of the monument and visit the ethnological museum inside.

Can you say touristy?

OK, yeah, it’s a tourist trap … but it’s one of those things that you sort of have to do. After all, in a country named after the Equator, isn’t it sort of expected that you’ll bring home photos of yourself taken with one foot in each hemisphere?

The latitude of La Mitad del Mundo monument is 0°00’08″, placing it about 250 meters south of the equator. But after spending all that money on this place, nobody’s going to tell the tourists that they are posing on a fake Equator line.

We did it anyway. And so did a pile of other people. The East side of the monument is better for photos, but we didn’t want to wait for an entire busload of eager Chinese tourists, so we went to the West side. Forgive us; we have no decent photos of Dan to share. (That’s why he’s the photographer!)

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We had asked our driver to return in an hour and a half, so after our photos we had plenty of time to grab a bite to eat at one of the park’s restaurants. Our meal was surprisingly cheap for a tourist attraction: two burgers with fries and a large beer to share came to the grand total of $5.

But I digress.

At the end of the day

As we flew back to Cuenca that afternoon we agreed that searching for the real Equator was a fun way to pass our last morning in Quito. Cheesy or not, the photos are a great memento of our trip and there’s no mistaking where they were taken.  Even if it wasn’t at the actual Equator latitude line.

After I got home I got curious and did a bit of checking online.  There are actually two points of interest positioned exactly on the Equator: the Catequilla archaeological site and the Quitsato Sundial. Maybe we’ll take a look the next time we go to Quito.

In the meantime, it seems Equador’s government is quietly admitting their goof-up. They have plans to build the world’s tallest building, on the actual Equator. I hope they double-check their GPS coordinates before they break ground.

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